Or get an American Bully.
Posted on 02/27/2024 5:21:57 PM PST by george76
ATHENS, GA — Following the murder of a Georgia college student at the hands of an illegal immigrant, police issued a statement warning women to avoid jogging within 2,000 miles of an open border, particularly the southern border the U.S. shares with Mexico.
"We know this is a tough time for our local community," Police Seargent Dan Jackson told reporters. "Due to the nature of the situation, we highly recommend women avoid jogging by themselves within at least 2,000 miles of any open border."
"In fact, to be extra safe, women should just avoid going outside by themselves altogether for the time being."
Jackson said police are still trying to determine what is causing the spike in crime in Athens and around the country but just to be safe they recommend women who wish to go jogging by themselves avoid the area within a 2,000-mile radius of the location where millions of people are streaming into the country completely unchecked.
"Again, we refer the public to mainstream media reports reassuring the public that this incident had nothing to do with illegal immigration and that it's mostly the fault of women who think they can just leave their houses without putting themselves in danger. It's definitely not the stream of who-knows-who coming across our southern border."
As of publishing time, newly released police reports identify the race of the alleged assailant in the USA murder as "white" and his occupation as "just looking for a better life."
Wise words from Babylon Bee. If you do, keep your head on a swivel and carry protection.
Given biden’s busing them and flying them all over the country I’d say even that’s not a safe distance
Can NOT BEAT the bee....
I don’t know how they stay ahead of the msm ... but they do ..
And a 60 pound doberman at your side never hurts either.
Please take a look at this sketch. Police have DNA but no name. His DNA matched two crime scenes. Los Angeles and Maryland. He could be anywhere.
Have you seen what women wear jogging these days? Really, they’re just asking for it, with as many feral South American criminals and gang members President Double Scoop has sponsored the last 3 plus years.
Ladies, do your part to help destroy a Constitutional Republic with Rule of Law, and let ‘em get a good rape in. The Democrat Party will scowl upon you if you didn’t at least give them a chance...
Smith and Wesson making a production run right now of airweight snubs in .32 magnum.
Perfect ladies’ gun. Sufficient deterrent power, less recoil, and six rounds instead of five.
But I’m not into that kinda stuff anymore.
Well done...
2000 miles from the Mexican border and 2000 miles from the Canadian border covers the whole mess.
Or get an American Bully.
Or get an American Bully.
Still to close ;)
...avoid jogging within 2,000 miles of an open border,...
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Hawaii? Does that count?
I have always had dobbies and I will stick with them.
Very protective of the cubs as well.
But in all seriousness even a small (not toy) dog makes a great alarm system.
A frenchy probably not but I have gone running with my parent's Boston and he is quite ready to make some noise if he feels something is wrong.
That’s a serious looking dog.
Once again, did a double take and then had a peak to assure myself that it really was the Bee. Too often you can’t tell anymore.
I dunno. The MSM is hot on their heels.
Ouch!
One click and some typing and I would have fallen for the Bee’s chicanery.
They are clever....
The Bee slips into real news reporting far too often these days.
Not that they can help it. It’s just that reality has a way of catching up with satire too often.
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