Posted on 03/12/2024 7:24:29 AM PDT by servo1969
NEW YORK, NY — After being viciously booed at an FDNY promotion ceremony last week, New York AG Letitia James has announced she will be issuing $355 million-dollar fines to the perpetrators.
"Last week, I was cruelly assaulted and insurrected by racist Trump supporters," said the Attorney General in a statement. "Our democracy is no place for firefighters to express their displeasure with the weaponization of the justice system against their preferred candidate. I will not rest until every guilty party has been tracked down and brought to justice. With a $355 million-dollar fine. And maybe also prison. Thank you."
Sources say that after James had taken the stage to speak at the ceremony, a large group of attendees booed and chanted Trump's name with full malice aforethought. "I've never been so filled with righteous anger," said Letitia James after the incident. "This was a sacred ceremony, and it was stained by the savage voices of those who are not pleased with the way I'm doing my job."
To make matters worse, sources close to the firemen claim they have refused to apologize. When reached for a response, one of the perpetrators simply said: "WOOOOOOO! MAGA! I LOVE TRUMP!" with no remorse or apology to the Attorney General.
At publishing time, the firefighters had been further punished with 3 months of NY subway duty.
Oh thank you...You saved me from the sin of “murder by thought”.
She’s going to get bubble butt implants no matter what the cost.
Priceless.
Wish they’d turned a fire hose on her!!!!
We’re in a lot of trouble when The Bee isn’t funny and outrageous anymore, but sounds too much like true reports at first.
Yep their reaction to Booing is making them a laughing stock ,LOL
You know, I’d be good with that as long as she is required to personally show up, without security, to collect.
of course i believed - until i saw the Bee in comments.
The BEE has to stop doing this. When they write what was meant to be exaggerated claims about that ignorant s**t, all they’re doing is giving the idiotess ideas. Oh, forgot, she is barely capable of having one idea per year...let alone multiple ones. L James is a shining example of the failures of woke law schools.
Honestly thought this was a real headline and story - given how unhinged Letitia James is and that she IS tracking down those who booed her.
Good Job, Babylon Bee.
The Bee almost stung me with that heading.
A million per boo?
had to check and indeed it was a BBee article.
i totally thought it was real. i could see them saying these things.
The best satire is nearly indistinguishable from the truth.
Gotta love the Bee!
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