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Gen. Mark Milley To Be Knighted (Safe and Effective Satire)
3/18/24 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 03/18/2024 4:47:26 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet

The awards and honors keep rolling in for the former US CJCS. After receiving an honorary promotion to 6 stars and a consulting job with the CCP, Milley is now to be honored with knighthood.

King Charles has selected the order of Benedict Arnold for Milley's knighthood for his outstanding planning and leadership during the Afghanistan retreat. Milley said he was greatly honored to follow in the huge footsteps of Arnold.

Milley's former boss, SOD Lloyd Austin, complimented Milley on the honor and hoped he could attain knighthood in the future as the first DEI selectee.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Military/Veterans; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 03/18/2024 4:47:26 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

“Milley is now to be honored with knighthood.”

Isn’t that illegal?

And 6 stars?

For being a traitor?

Why not 8 or 11?

He could look like one of those Norks with enough hardware to stop pistol bullets.

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2 posted on 03/18/2024 4:51:53 PM PDT by TLI (ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

The sword movement definitely should be altered in his case.


3 posted on 03/18/2024 4:52:58 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Your right to be offended stops at my First Amendment.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

This is worthy of the Babylon Bee!


4 posted on 03/18/2024 4:57:17 PM PDT by telescope115 (I NEED MY SPACE!!! 🔭)
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To: TLI

My satire detector buzzed when it hit Babylon Bee level. Did you not get to this part “King Charles has selected the order of Benedict Arnold for Milley’s knighthood”?


5 posted on 03/18/2024 4:57:26 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago. Now with "Formal Deprogramming")
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To: KarlInOhio

They are progs.

What is satire today is next month’s real news.

And the stars?

I have seen hillbilly cops strutting around with 5, which is about the same number of employees in their department.

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6 posted on 03/18/2024 5:13:00 PM PDT by TLI (ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

I volunteer to operate the sword


7 posted on 03/18/2024 5:22:30 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 of the US Constitution all military officers swear an oath to defend:

“No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State.”


8 posted on 03/18/2024 5:35:28 PM PDT by Soul of the South (The past is gone and cannot be changed. Tomorrow can be a better day if we work on it n)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Knighted for treason, and sword fights with..barf..Admiral Rachel Levine!


9 posted on 03/18/2024 5:45:16 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Maybe we will get lucky and King Chucky III will lop Milley’s ears off.


10 posted on 03/18/2024 5:52:38 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: RetiredTexasVet

How about Queened?


11 posted on 03/18/2024 6:03:39 PM PDT by Sequoyah101 (Procrastination is just a form of defiance)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
the navy is also naming a yard arm after him
12 posted on 03/18/2024 6:46:51 PM PDT by cuz1961 (USCGR Vet, John Adams Descendant , deal with it.)
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