Posted on 03/20/2024 2:30:55 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
Chicago Mayor, Brandon Johnson, announced today that significant progress has been made in Chicago since he took over from his predecessor Beetlejuice.
Although the number of citizens killed or wounded on a weekly basis has risen, the average educational level of those killed or wounded has risen by half a grade level to a high of 7 and one half years.
Additionally, the average educational level of those killing or wounding fellow citizens has risen by a full grade level to 9 years.
On the down side, the wounded to killed ratio has risen which has lowered the availability of organ donations from relatives of the deceased.
Brandon has really shown how an educator can improve the lot of the plantation residents.
Not the Bee?
Chicago politicians (and most Illinois politicians) write the jokes, about themselves, daily. In thought and word, and action and inaction, the jokes pour forth, unaided, as natural as breathing. As is their lies, corruption and overall failure as human beings. There, fixed it.
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