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Chicago Mayor Tells Migrants If They Run Out of Debit Card Funds, They Can Just Rob Americans
THE DAILY WASP (Stinging satire. Biting humor. Liberals beware.} ^
| March 27, 2024
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Posted on 03/28/2024 6:19:54 AM PDT by airdalecheif
(Chicago) Mayor Brandon Johnson is assuring the masses of illegal migrants in the Windy City that if they run out of funds on their taxpayer-supplied debit cards, they can simply start robbing American citizens and cut out the middleman.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: satire
“So when those funds run out, I fully expect citizens to continue helping noble, upstanding migrants voluntarily or, by force if necessary,” Johnson continued. “Let it be known that this administration will not tolerate theft and violence from Chicago residents and citizens, but we will quickly turn a blind eye if a needy migrant feels the need to take something he or she needs to survive.
To: airdalecheif
To: airdalecheif
The satire is a little off. The Chicago government has been turning a blind eye to a lot of wla lot of theft and violence by certain groups in Chicago.
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posted on
03/28/2024 6:25:16 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago. Now with "Formal Deprogramming")
To: airdalecheif
The issuing of debit cards already robs Americans. No satire on that fact.
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posted on
03/28/2024 6:25:39 AM PDT
by
CatOwner
(Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
To: RonaldusMagnus-DonaldusMagnus
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posted on
03/28/2024 6:26:26 AM PDT
by
NavyShoe
To: airdalecheif
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posted on
03/28/2024 6:27:11 AM PDT
by
pookie18
(You don’t have to be high on crack to enjoy Pookie’s Toons! - Tell It Right)
To: airdalecheif
Don’t know what or who to believe anymore.
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posted on
03/28/2024 6:29:38 AM PDT
by
albie
To: RonaldusMagnus-DonaldusMagnus
To: pookie18
Yeah, looks like someone is recycling Babylon Bee material and not giving credit and even trying to looks affiliated
To: airdalecheif
Th3 sick thing is, that this satire is far too close to what the left really think
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posted on
03/28/2024 7:22:53 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Manuel OKelley
That’s what I was thinking...have seen it before...
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posted on
03/28/2024 7:39:03 AM PDT
by
pookie18
(You don’t have to be high on crack to enjoy Pookie’s Toons! - Tell It Right)
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
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posted on
03/28/2024 7:56:39 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
To: airdalecheif
Is this from the Babylon Bee??
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posted on
03/28/2024 8:39:29 AM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
To: CatOwner
That’s why it says “you can cut out the middleman.”
Why pay your taxes to have the government give it to illegals? Just have the illegals get it directly from you.
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posted on
03/28/2024 1:35:02 PM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“When exposing a crime is treated like a crime, you are being ruled by criminals” – Edward Snowden)
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