Posted on 07/21/2004 8:47:19 PM PDT by Jayhawk5150
I think you owe Ms. Ronstadt an apology. And I have an idea how you can make it up to her -- and to the millions of Americans you have offended. Invite her back and I'll join her in singing "America the Beautiful" on your stage. Then I will show "Fahrenheit 9/11" free of charge to all your guests and anyone else in Las Vegas who wants to see it.
The Aladdin Casino is probably as close to the Middle East as Fat Axis Mike has gotten (even though he made an authoritative crockumentary on the region).
Here's my Vegas proposal for Lumpy Riefenstahl. He has shown his support for the terrorists in Iraq by cheering for an American defeat (and denying that there are terrorists; these are the guys kidnapping and murdering people, Michael). He has also accepted promotion from Hezbollah for his film.
He can show his allegiance to the cause by closing out his Vegas show by blowing himself up, screaming, "Allah Akbar! Death to the capitalists!"
I was partial to the Bellagio but was not as impressed on my visit last year.
How is the Palms?
Top 5 buffets?
Any to avoid?
Sorry again. Yes, this is a joke. I tried to post this publically that this was a joke but I guess it is only getting to the people who I replied to. I registered here a while back but got side tracked. I need to brush up on how this board works.
PS - I posted this at http://www.upsizethis.org just to tick the Moore-ons off.
more specifically, here:
http://www.upsizethis.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13968
LOL>..if proof was needed that he's insane, there it is.
It's satire. Additionally the new owners have said that they will look into booking Mr. Moore and Ms. Rondstadt together. Boycott the Aladdin starting when the Planet Hollywood creeps take over (starting maybe as early as September).
Hey, no problem.... then YOU'RE the awesome one, I adore the way you think LOL
I added "Political Humor" as a topic on the thread for you so no more confusion :-)
So be the talk tomorrow of the liberal talk radio,
Thanks! Maybe Timmins will eventually read this and get a kick out of it. That is cool that you could add "Political Humor" as a topic.
The buffet won't change--the only real thing that will change is the name. The new owners are keeping 95% of the existing staff.
Does the Aladdin have an email address? Does Timmins? Send this to him and lets see what happens.
Right below the main body of the thread, next to the topics and keywords... it has buttons that allow you to "Click to add Keyword" and the same with topic.
Now you have the secret power... just don't let anyone else read this post;-)
You all might be amused to know that this joke letter was accepted hook, line, and sinker, by Heather Mallick, a columnist for The Globe and Mail, in Toronto:
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/TPStory/LAC/20040724/MALLICK24/Columnists/Columnist?author=Heather+Mallick
"The Aladdin says it won't have her back. When Michael Moore wrote to the theatre to defend freedom of speech and offered to sing America the Beautiful onstage with Ms. Ronstadt, casino president Bill Timmins responded with a misspelled, illiterate letter that twinned Jesus and George W. Bush and insulted his own famously fat customers by saying Las Vegas has thousands of all-you-can-eat buffets that Mr. Moore might like."
Thank you, Mr. Timmins, for supporting the men & women who are risking and losing their lives in order to allow people like Ronstadt & Moore to live the obscenely, conspicuously consumptious life styles they have for which they have contributed NOTHING WORTHWHILE to society to deserve. I dare EITHER of them to go over to IRAQ & show Moore's film to OUR TROOPS or donate even HALF of what their financial worth is to the families of those who have lost loved ones over their fighting for the right of Ronstadt & Moore to exercise their right to free speech!
At least it is nice to know that most Americans sees Moore as the complete idiot that he is. It absolutely sickens me to know that there are losers like him who badmouth the very people who are literally defending their lives. I am one of a very few people: a conservative college student. You think it's tough being a conservative in every day life, try being a conservative on a college campus.
Funniest damn thing about how I found out about this thread: a fellow FReeper (I'm certain that she was unaware) sent me an email passing your text off as the supposed letter of Mr. Timmins.
TFF!!!
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