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Wallow In Chaos, And Laugh (Mark Morford is having a nervous breakdown)
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, November 3, 2004 | Mark Morford, Sore Loser

Posted on 11/03/2004 7:12:02 AM PST by presidio9

Oh dear God please not again. Oh dear God please don't let it be all convoluted and depressing and messy and stupid and please don't let it all embarrass us on an international level all over again even more than it already has and even more than it already is and even more than we've endured lo these past four debilitating and soul-crushing years. Hello? Please? Is it already too late?

Why yes, yes it is.

And lo and behold, it's apparently another completely tortuous and entirely knotted presidential election, still not finished and still not all ironed out and as of this writing Ohio is headed for a recount and Kerry still has a glimpse of a chance, and hence we still don't really know the outcome, even though it appears to be leaning toward the utterly appalling notion of another four years of Bush and another Republican stranglehold of Congress and repeated GOP chants of "More War in '04!"

Which is, well, simply staggering. Mind-blowing. Odd. Gut-wrenching. Colon-knotting. Eyeball-gouging. And so on.

You want to block it out. You want to rend your flesh and yank your hair and say no way in hell and lean out your window and scream into the Void and pray it will all be over soon, even though you know you're an atheist Buddhist Taoist Rosicrucian Zen Orgasmican and you don't normally pray to anything except maybe the gods of really exceptional sake and skin-tingling sex and maybe a few luminous transcendental deities that look remarkably like Jenna Jameson.

It simply boggles the mind: We've already had four years of some of the most appalling and abusive foreign and domestic policy in American history, some of the most well-documented atrocities ever wrought on the American populace and it's all combined

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To: arkady_renko

Exactly! Why pray and complain to the God you openly despise?


61 posted on 11/03/2004 8:13:48 AM PST by Thisiswhoweare
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To: presidio9
it's apparently another completely tortuous and entirely knotted presidential election, still not finished ........

Oh, it's finished, alright.

62 posted on 11/03/2004 8:21:56 AM PST by Skooz (Any nation that would elect John Kerry as it's president has forfeited it's right to exist.)
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To: hope

They have been killing their own for years. Abortion is killing liberalism.


63 posted on 11/03/2004 8:24:13 AM PST by macrahanish #1
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To: hope

They have been killing their own for years. Abortion is killing liberalism.


64 posted on 11/03/2004 8:31:08 AM PST by macrahanish #1
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To: macrahanish #1

You're more right than you think. Thanks to 30 years of abortion on demand there are easily 20mm less voting-age liberals in this country today.


65 posted on 11/03/2004 9:16:53 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: presidio9

HIS TEARS TASTE LIKE FINE WINE!!! I WANT MORE!!!

What an idiot


66 posted on 11/03/2004 9:39:28 AM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: presidio9
Colon-knotting.

I hope there're no mammals trapped up there.

67 posted on 11/03/2004 9:49:32 AM PST by skeeter
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To: presidio9

I sent this Email to Missy Morford:

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Man you better check on getting those meds refilled. That is the funniest tripe I have ever seen in print, or on the net. Wow, I have printed your column so that I can show it to all the Liberals I know, and try to gage the parallels of their attitude. If it is close to what they feel I will dance with joy as it will truly signal the end of the Democrat party as we know it.

“ The horse stampedes and rages in the name of desperation. “ Sebastian Bach (Skid Row).



Enjoy the next four years . If I thought you were worth it , I would send you the cases of vodka so you can continue to publish that Greek tragedy of a column, “which is, well, simply staggering. Mind-blowing. Odd. Gut-wrenching. Colon-knotting. Eyeball-gouging. And so on.



4 MORE YEARS

4 MORE YEARS

4 MORE YEARS

4 MORE YEARS



Thank you again!!


68 posted on 11/03/2004 10:05:45 AM PST by rikkir (J.F. Kerry should hide his face in shame at the mention of Pat Tillman's name.)
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To: presidio9

Ah, I can hear Markie dissolving into a roiling puddle of foaming seminal fluid and hair from all the way down here in Orange County.

It's a beautiful thing.


69 posted on 11/03/2004 11:32:18 AM PST by RichInOC (Bush-Cheney 2004: Elected, Not Selected.)
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To: Another-MA-Conservative
Does this qualify as "the lamentations of their women"?

I nominate this line for the question of the year. /AC

70 posted on 11/03/2004 11:35:23 AM PST by American_Centurion (I am the martyrs' bane.)
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To: presidio9

Where's that crybaby Dem seal?


71 posted on 11/03/2004 5:41:37 PM PST by boris (The deadliest weapon of mass destruction in history is a Leftist with a word processor)
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To: boris

72 posted on 11/04/2004 8:06:26 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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