Bush to Create "Great Gated Community"

Counterjab ^ | 01/16/2004 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

SATIRE ALERT!

[writer33]

Satire Ping!

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Satire Ping!

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Satire Ping!

[cyborg]

excellent piece

[Theresawithanh]

Aw nutz, can't get to the website linked. I want to see more!

Very funny!

[John Lenin]

Is this suppossed to be funny ?

[Cicero]

Actually not a bad idea, except for the cost.

[Lion in Winter]

Sarcastic AGAINST President Bush... but not funny. :^ {

IMVHO.

[John Lenin]

We don't need a fence with all the high tech we have, we just need more border agents.

[mammer]

Maybe we can get the criminals we catch coming across the border to build it, go to jail or build the wall?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Is this suppossed to be funny ?"

Yep...didn't you git it?!

FReegards...MUD

[perfect stranger]

This is not your best work. The references in it seem dated like you wrote it when some of the subjects were more in the "fore front" of the news and didn't release it until now.

I'd rate it a 6.5-7.0 because I like your previous work.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sarcastic AGAINST President Bush..."

I disagree...I believe it is sarcastic AGAINST the President's ill-conceived Immigration Policy.

IMVHO...MUD

[John Lenin]

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[Victoria Delsoul]

The plan calls for a total construction of a great wall, resembling the Great Wall of China. According to the unsubstantiated memos and transcripts, the cost to the project totals a whopping 500 trillion dollars. That would reportedly require the immediate repeal of all tax cuts, with an additional tripling of tax increases to pay for the project. The idea comes in the wake of the failure in Iraq. The wall is said to be constructed of concrete, reinforced with rebar and splashed with brick veneer, giving it that ever so subtle hint of style.

LOL!!! Oh man, what a brilliant idea. Who could be against it?

[StarCMC]

“It’s a masterpiece,” said an unnamed former first lady.

ROFL!!!

[b4its2late]

Speaking with a former unnamed producer at CBS

[Texaggie79]

You ruin the fun. You are supposed to post and not comment. Then watch the circus. It's always a blast.

Heck, after I read the article, I was ready to go get some popcorn and sit back and LMAO at the incomming flames.

[Texaggie79]

I'm sending back my tax refund as we speak....