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New Harry Potter book destroys precious rainforest(Borowitz becomes enviornmental)
http://www.jewishworldreview.com ^ | Andy Borowitz

Posted on 07/19/2005 7:51:41 AM PDT by manny613

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To: RJL
It was so bad in 2003 that the ice melted and revealed a forest of tree stumps.

Well, that tears it. GLACIERS KILLED THE RAIN FOREST!

They'll have to go.

41 posted on 07/19/2005 10:13:03 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: sportutegrl

Now yer talkin'! We need to save the baby harp seals for auto upholstery anyhow.


42 posted on 07/19/2005 10:13:58 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: RepoGirl
What are you trying to do, confuse these people with the facts?


43 posted on 07/19/2005 10:16:08 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s......you weren't really there.)
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To: manny613

Very funny piece. :-)


44 posted on 07/19/2005 10:22:56 AM PDT by TChris ("You tweachewous miscweant!" -- Elmer Fudd)
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To: sportutegrl

..and finally, feed the homeless to the hungry!


45 posted on 07/19/2005 11:04:31 AM PDT by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: ChildOfThe60s
Hey! Is that little guy holding his wheezer???

He looks sort of like the love child of Robert Morley and Paddington Bear.

And, yeah... I know, I was trying to use logic and facts with these folks. My bad! ;-)

46 posted on 07/19/2005 1:28:58 PM PDT by RepoGirl ("The only ho I'm pimpin' is Sweet Lady Propane." -- Hank Hill)
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