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Santa Claus Shot Down by SA-15 Missile over Northern Iran
Reuters ^
| 12/24/05
| Reuters
Posted on 12/24/2005 6:45:16 AM PST by Rebelbase
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Isalmofascists!
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posted on
12/24/2005 6:45:19 AM PST
by
Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
Bastards!
2
posted on
12/24/2005 6:47:23 AM PST
by
Timmy
To: Rebelbase
Get Mr. Hankey now!! We need to save Santa!
3
posted on
12/24/2005 6:47:27 AM PST
by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: Rebelbase
They've gone too far this time!
4
posted on
12/24/2005 6:49:00 AM PST
by
Dog Gone
Comment #5 Removed by Moderator
To: Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
LOL! With a Reuters link yet.
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posted on
12/24/2005 6:50:06 AM PST
by
facedown
(Armed in the Heartland)
To: Rebelbase; Old Sarge
Oh no -- I've been watching the Norad site and missed this!!
8
posted on
12/24/2005 6:50:22 AM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: Rebelbase
The UN will issue their usual condemnations, but they still won't even consider sanctions.
9
posted on
12/24/2005 6:51:06 AM PST
by
aynrandfreak
(When can we stop pretending that the Left doesn't by and large hate America?)
To: Rebelbase
Durka, durka, durka...
10
posted on
12/24/2005 6:51:40 AM PST
by
Shqipo
(Merry Christmas to all.)
To: Rebelbase
11
posted on
12/24/2005 6:51:49 AM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: Rebelbase
They're looking down the business end of an Elfin Jihad of Vengeance.
Look out for toy truck bombs.
White furry suicide belts.
Sleighs piloted by Jihadi reindeer crashing into tall buildings.
Eggnog in your water supply.
It gets worse from there.
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posted on
12/24/2005 6:52:47 AM PST
by
atomicpossum
(Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
To: Rebelbase
Of course it's a parody. A real Reuters feel good story ( for the left ) would have included Santa's capture and beheading on an Islamic website.
To: Rebelbase
14
posted on
12/24/2005 6:53:12 AM PST
by
Socratic
(Liberal's motto: Capio ergo sum.)
To: Rebelbase; EveningStar
We have a Red Sleigh down....
We have a Red Sleigh Down....
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posted on
12/24/2005 6:53:27 AM PST
by
MikefromOhio
(It's amazing that a guy says he wants to nuke parts of America ON FR, but he doesn't get zotted)
To: Rebelbase
The NY Times leaked the coordinates.
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posted on
12/24/2005 6:54:05 AM PST
by
BallyBill
(Serial Hit-N-Run poster)
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
A real Reuters feel good story ( for the left ) would have included Santa's capture and beheading on an Islamic website. It also would have blamed Bush for not equipping sleighs with anti-missile defenses.
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posted on
12/24/2005 6:54:10 AM PST
by
atomicpossum
(Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
To: atomicpossum
It was clearly a Bush sanctioned spy mission.
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posted on
12/24/2005 6:55:03 AM PST
by
Socratic
(Liberal's motto: Capio ergo sum.)
To: Socratic
It was clearly a Bush sanctioned spy mission. And without a warrant.
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posted on
12/24/2005 6:56:04 AM PST
by
atomicpossum
(Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
To: Rebelbase
No sweat they couldn't hit Santa or a Reindeer in the butt
with a bat at 2ft.
This is just disinfo agit prop
Bagdad Bob, al Jezzebra anchor man, is just mad because Santa always leaves him a lump of camel shiite in his turban every Christmas for being a bad harem eunuch.
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posted on
12/24/2005 6:56:55 AM PST
by
joesnuffy
(I salute PETA and Greenie left wingers with my 'organically raised' finger......)
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