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Santa Claus Shot Down by SA-15 Missile over Northern Iran
Reuters ^
| 12/24/05
| Reuters
Posted on 12/24/2005 6:45:16 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: EveningStar
81
posted on
12/25/2005 11:13:54 AM PST
by
sully777
(What Would Brian Boitano Do?)
To: LiteKeeper
A lot of folks found it hilarious.
82
posted on
12/25/2005 11:16:02 AM PST
by
Rebelbase
(Green bean casserole is a culinary curse upon mankind.)
To: Rebelbase
More pictures from the crash site:
83
posted on
12/25/2005 11:18:41 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
To: EveningStar
84
posted on
12/27/2005 7:33:25 AM PST
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: Diana in Wisconsin
You guys realize that Baghdad Bob was our spy in the Saddamite regime and his bombast was coded messages, right?
-Eric
85
posted on
12/28/2005 4:46:47 AM PST
by
E Rocc
(Bah Humbug.)
To: BallyBill
The NY Times leaked the coordinates. No, the Clintons had Santa's FBI file...
86
posted on
01/03/2006 10:01:24 AM PST
by
talleyman
(Kerry & the Surrender-Donkey Treasoncrats - trashing the troops for 40 years.)
To: Rebelbase
87
posted on
12/24/2007 3:26:48 PM PST
by
Rb ver. 2.0
(Global warming is the new Marxism.)
To: Rebelbase
I did it and I'm not sorry. I warned him. No pony this year and things are gonna get ugly. Well, he just laughed. "Drill," he sez, "You've been a naughty boy again this year. No pony for you."
So I calls my bud Ahmadinejad and I sez "Look, foo. There's a CIA flight coming your way with a load of pork and nekkid goat pix to drop on Tehran. Go git 'em."
"Ah, Abu bin Drill," he sez, "What kind of nekkid goat pix are these?"
I knowed I'd durn near blowed it. "Not nekkid goat pix, Mahmoud, buddy," I sez. "I wuz wrong. Christmas cards from the Bushes. Yeh, that's right. And loads of those soft little candies that pull yer fillings out. And they ain't kosher, neither."
"Not kosher?" he sez, "This is intolerable! And no goat pix! We shall blow this kaffir out of the heavens forthwith!"
No pony for me, huh. Burn, baby.
To: Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
I wait 364 days a year for this bump.
To: Rebelbase
Are you kidding me? Iran couldn't hit the side of a barn!
92
posted on
12/24/2012 4:49:08 PM PST
by
vigilante2
(Re-elect nobody)
To: vigilante2
93
posted on
12/24/2017 3:49:00 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
(The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it.-- H.L. Mencken)
To: Rebelbase
Gratuitous annual Christmas bump.
To: Rebelbase
The Iranians have been naughty and not nice!!
95
posted on
12/24/2019 10:11:22 AM PST
by
Exit148
(lol)
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