Posted on 12/24/2005 6:45:16 AM PST by Rebelbase
The rumour is that they are going in. No orders, just gear up and go. Like the 442nd RCT was said to have done when they got the word FDR died.
We all know it was just a spark in the belly of the center reindeer - no missle here!
This conversation was just intercepted by NSA's massive global eavesdropping and domestic surviellance network.....
Santa: Where are you taking me?? You are all being very naughty.
Iranian General: Why you come to Iran, my main man?
Santa: To bring happiness and joy to the children.
Iranian General: And this is...? This is what you think brings happy? This is material... This is commercialism! My country is sick. Sick!
Santa: No, your country has just lost all its Christmas spirit. What's going on here?!
Iranian General: America wants to bomb my house, my main man. They want to kill my wife and children. We need to know... what is their plan?
Santa: I don't know, I live in the North Pole. What are you doing??
Iranian General: They say that the Chinese were the first to experiment with a little shock to the testicles.
Santa: Oh no. Not Santa's balls!
Iranian General: What else is America planning?!
Santa: I'm gonna fu***** kill you!
Iranian General: You're not in a position to kill anyone, my main man! I just want you to tell me America's plan!
Santa: Then we're in for a long night, 'cause I don't know sh**!
"The NY Times leaked the coordinates."
LOL. Now that's funny.
"The Bastards!"
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Santa was a spy for Bush anyway... :)
Maybe not! Time to bring back St. Nicholas!
Who gave us this old red fatso anyway?
"I think we all need to calm down and reflect upon all those things Santa did to make them so very angry with him."
You nailed it. That would have been {insert any lefty talking head's name here} position. It must be the relationship that santa had with the US chilrun. Ergo, IT'S BUSH'S FAULT.
Wouldn't it be a pip if Iran put out a story denoucing this because they thought it wasn't satire?
LOL! That would be too funny!
"I'm packing!"
"Santa Claus Shot Down by SA-15 Missile over Northern Iran"
TELL THAT TO THE MARINES!
(great caption to a WWI recruitment poster)
http://www.usmcstore.com/images/Posters/tell%20it%20to%20the%20Marines.gif
Friggin camelhumpers!! They did it beacause Mrs. Claus refused to wear a Burqa!!
Well, what did you expect?!!!
LOOSE LIPS SINK SLEDS!
These government morons were giving away his location at all times.
Shot down Santa? (hubby will be shocked to hear that.)
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