"Clem and Leroy and me was just sittin' around one day and Clem said 'Hey, I'll bet some old boys would pay us to whack off their stones.' So one thing leads to another and before we'all know it . . . "
Just when you thought you seen it all. . .
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In this undated photo provided by the Haywood County (N.C.) Sheriff's Office, Michael Mendez is shown. At least six men came to western North Carolina, some from as far away as South America, to have their genitals mutilated in what police described Friday, March 31, 2006, as a sadomasochistic "dungeon." Three men, including Mendez, have been charged with illegal castration in the case, Haywood County Sheriff Tom Alexander and District Attorney Michael Bonfoey said. The sheriff and prosecutor said the victims were willing participants in the procedures. (AP Photo/Haywood County Sheriff's Office via the Asheville Citizen Times)
Send the castrated balls to Bush so he will get tough on the illegal immigration problem, because he has lost his somewhere in tackling this issue.
Man, that really took balls.
Say, Cletis!
Yah, Jimmie Ray?
Uh, let's have a party!
O-kaye.
Yup. Lets just invite only fellers, and, uh, lets git real drunk.
Uh-huh...
And, uh, lets tie each other up in the basement....
Uh-huh...
And lets chop each uthers nuts off!
O-Kaye! I'll git the rolo dex now! You fetch a fresh jug from the still.
Yee haw! A party!!
Uh, don't forget to call ol' Mr. Haney. He's a scoutmaster! Prolly knows lotsa sailor knots.
Part of Hillary's Health Care Reform?