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Prison Visitor Allegedly Uses Vagina To Smuggle Live Grenade
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| April 20, 2006
| The Associated Press
Posted on 04/20/2006 7:37:40 PM PDT by Westlander
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To: Westlander
Well, yeah, that's one way to get that blasted orgasm ....
To: All
You people flat crack me up. What a wonderful break from the Bush bashing threads!!
I do not remember when I laughed so hard.
The Old Professors' debate had me on the floor.
Thank you all for the wit and intelligence.......I found it very refreshing.
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posted on
04/20/2006 8:57:22 PM PDT
by
Gator113
To: Westlander
"Hey! what up?...this joint smells kinda tangy"
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posted on
04/20/2006 8:57:53 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(This is not the tag line you are looking for.....move along (waves hand))
To: justche; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; tiamat; ...
If it had been Paris Hilton, she could have smuggled in an artillery shell.
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posted on
04/20/2006 8:58:31 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(When Al Franken had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
To: martin_fierro
Maybe it was that silly grin on her face.
I'd be more inclined to think it was the tears running down her face, the fact that she walked funny and refused to sit down. Ouch !
85
posted on
04/20/2006 9:00:19 PM PDT
by
united1000
(An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
This thread will be a FR classic.
To: El Gato
Thing about it is though El, the lady would have spent sometime a while in labor as her vagina dilated in preperation for the passage of the baby's head; where as this lady apparently just inserted a cold metal grenade and some MJ as she prepared to leave for a visit at the prison.
I suppose the jury is still out deciding whether this old man learned something new today.
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posted on
04/20/2006 9:04:50 PM PDT
by
F.J. Mitchell
(The tree never falls far from the apple.)
To: Westlander
"Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado"
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posted on
04/20/2006 9:07:18 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(This is not the tag line you are looking for.....move along (waves hand))
To: Westlander
"Officials didn't say what prompted them to check Lidia Alvarado, 44, but..."...perhaps it was the way she was walking?
Then there was that smile.....
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posted on
04/20/2006 9:07:44 PM PDT
by
DCPatriot
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
To: Westlander
I believe we possess artillery pieces with less capacity.
To: DCPatriot
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posted on
04/20/2006 9:12:35 PM PDT
by
Howlin
To: martin_fierro
good god, Gert, what a gash...
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posted on
04/20/2006 9:17:30 PM PDT
by
T-Bird45
To: lightman
A guard said to visitor Lidia
"I have to inspect every bit o' ya
For drugs and grenades
See, all of you maids
Can hide many goodies insid o' ya."
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posted on
04/20/2006 9:17:45 PM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
To: SlowBoat407
A guard said to visitor Lidia
"I have to inspect every bit o' ya
For drugs and grenades
See, all of you maids
Can hide many goodies insid o' ya." The strip search of this naughty maid
Quenched any thoughts of getting laid
The guard's face turned glum
When his speculum
Encountered a primed live grenade.
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posted on
04/20/2006 9:25:59 PM PDT
by
lightman
(The Office of the Keys should be exercised as some ministry needs to be exorcised.)
To: justche
P.S. Thanks for the ping!
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posted on
04/20/2006 9:31:12 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(When Al Franken had his bris, they threw away the baby and saved the foreskin.)
To: Westlander
To loosely quote Fred G. Sanford Esq. "don't mess with that kind of woman Lamont".
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posted on
04/20/2006 9:33:44 PM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
To: isrul
Something similar happened when Cartman was sent to juvenile hall.
Quite of a bit of smuggling in that ep.
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posted on
04/20/2006 9:42:33 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: Westlander
"The cylinder was about 10 inches long and 4 inches wide"
Good God, how does this woman keep her guts from falling out?
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posted on
04/20/2006 9:46:23 PM PDT
by
Figment
To: Westlander
Also in the interesting prison-search department... there was a program on PBS last night on gangs in Columbia (they called them para-militaries, but they looked more like local gangs than defensive organizations).
In that program, they said the women were searched at the jails before going in to see their boyfriends or husbands -- and that included the big 40 cubic inch vaginal search. Apparently that was a common way to bring in weapons.
It would be really something if they were building a car inside the prison. The program ended on a sad note as the (alleged) heroes got shot by the corrupt government police and then later their underlingings went over to the rival gang which made peace with the government.
But don't worry, all of this will be in the US soon.
To: Gator113
I know! I always make a point of reading such threads, and usually laugh til the tears are running down my face. One of my favorite things about FR is the wit of the posters we have here.
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posted on
04/20/2006 9:53:39 PM PDT
by
Theresawithanh
(Veni, vidi, velcro - I came, I saw, I stuck around...)
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