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1 posted on 04/27/2006 4:32:54 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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Former Military Air Traffic Controller Claims Comet Collision with Earth on May 25, 2006 ^
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1619315/posts


2 posted on 04/27/2006 4:33:23 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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Translation: "You are all going to die from a massive comet strike. There's nothing we can do to stop it. So go ahead and enjoy, in blissful ignorance, the pitifully few days you have remaining."

/s


3 posted on 04/27/2006 4:34:48 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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Chunks of a comet currently splitting into pieces in the night sky will not strike the Earth next month, nor will it spawn killer tsunamis and mass extinctions, NASA officials said Thursday.

Well darn! That means I still am going to have to spend June on the road doing audits.

They give me hope only to snatch it away.

4 posted on 04/27/2006 4:35:36 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Ditch the 1967 Outer Space Treaty! I want my own space bar and grill (pink bow))
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--wheeew--now we can go back to worrying about bird flu--


5 posted on 04/27/2006 4:36:05 PM PDT by rellimpank (Don't believe anything about firearms or explosives stated by the mass media---NRABenefactor)
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Darn, given the past few days I was looking for a long break.


6 posted on 04/27/2006 4:38:20 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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Norm I like your "whew" in the Thread title. : )


7 posted on 04/27/2006 4:38:47 PM PDT by Global2010 (Life takes allot of Prayer and Grit)
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Ya mean I'm Not Dead Yet?!??


10 posted on 04/27/2006 4:42:15 PM PDT by spanalot
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In one of the cheesiest sci fi novels I've read, a comet narrowly missed the earth. As we were all breathing a sigh of relief, people in the southern hemisphere started dying of asphixiation. It seems that the comet caused a tidal pull on the atmosphere causing it to draw up over the north pole. After the comet passed, all that air came rushing back at 1000 mph.

These days I think the comet should have been called Monica.


11 posted on 04/27/2006 4:44:33 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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No, but A.N.S.W.E.R. will on Monday.


12 posted on 04/27/2006 4:45:15 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (The United 'Door Mats' of America! Go ahead, scrape your feet on it. Everyone else is.)
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73P/Schwassmann-Wachmann 3


M. Jäger and G. Rhemann (Austria)
cometography.com

This image was taken on 2006 April 8.11 by Michael Jäger and Gerald Rhemann (Austria), using a 25-cm Schmidt camera and a Starlight SXV-H9 CCD camera. It shows four of the comet's fragments.

13 posted on 04/27/2006 4:46:46 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)
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It's time to start another rumor. The comet chunks will hit the moon wreaking havoc on Earth's gravity. Any thoughts?


14 posted on 04/27/2006 4:47:20 PM PDT by Man50D
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Would they tell us if it was going to happen though?


15 posted on 04/27/2006 4:47:32 PM PDT by CindyDawg
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It won't hit us

HAHAHA!!! If a comet would ever be forecasted to hit the earth, there is NO FLIPPING WAY any government would voluntarily tell the public. Why would they?
17 posted on 04/27/2006 4:50:21 PM PDT by Darteaus94025
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Aside from a great sky show, the comet poses no danger to Earth and its inhabitants, NASA officials said.

For pete's sake NASA, I was counting on this as a cover for striking Iran's nuke sites. ;-)

19 posted on 04/27/2006 5:45:08 PM PDT by DejaJude (Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
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Earth is getting a complex!

Why do the all the comets avoid it?

Is it B.O., bad breath... ring around the collar?

21 posted on 04/27/2006 5:48:31 PM PDT by mrsmith
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Chunks of a comet ... will not strike the Earth next month, nor will it spawn killer tsunamis and mass extinctions,

Dangnamit. Now I've got to come up with another plan for my destruction of planet earth.
22 posted on 04/27/2006 5:49:51 PM PDT by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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Don't judge us by our safety records

28 posted on 04/27/2006 6:22:05 PM PDT by VRWC For Truth (Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of liberty.)
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Hybrid Comet-Asteroid In Mysterious Break-up
29 posted on 04/27/2006 6:26:56 PM PDT by blam
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Another.


30 posted on 04/27/2006 6:27:06 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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We could always send up a big ball of garbage to deflect it....


34 posted on 04/27/2006 6:44:25 PM PDT by P.O.E.
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