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Mideast jokes
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=50310 ^ | Joseph Farah

Posted on 05/22/2006 12:45:55 AM PDT by croak

Did you hear the one about the father of the Arab suicide bomber?

"I'm so proud of little Mahmoud," he said. "You know, it's funny about kids – they blow up so fast!"

I admit it. It's a sick joke. But it's a kind of metaphor for the madness taking place in the Middle East today.

If it wasn't all a matter of life and death, it would be humorous. If it wasn't all a matter of preventing another holocaust, it would be laughable. If it wasn't all a matter of preserving Western Civilization from perhaps its gravest threat, it would be a laugh riot.

(Excerpt) Read more at worldnetdaily.com ...


TOPICS: Israel; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bush; convergence; israel; olmert

1 posted on 05/22/2006 12:45:56 AM PDT by croak
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To: croak

I just may have to build a virtual wall around that joke. LOL


2 posted on 05/22/2006 12:54:32 AM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: croak

The joke is old and should be retired, but the article is worth reading.


3 posted on 05/22/2006 2:50:20 AM PDT by Ronin (Ut iusta esse, lex noblis severus necesse est.)
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4 posted on 05/22/2006 6:25:09 PM PDT by Salem (FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!)
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To: croak

Could this all be because leaders have a diferent definition of what IS-rael IS?

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Nevertheless, the United States seems to have a different expectation of behavior in its ally Israel than it does for itself. Ever since the "Oslo peace process" of the early 1990s, the United States has been pushing little Israel to appease its enemies at almost any cost.

If it means turning over land won in hard-fought combat to hostile and recalcitrant enemies, the United States pushes it and Israel accedes.

If it means evacuating long-standing Jewish communities because those hostile and recalcitrant enemies don't like living near Jews, the United States pushes it and Israel accedes.

If it means dividing the nation in half to make room for another Mideast terrorist state, the United States pushes it and Israel accedes.

Even if it means sharing its capital city of Jerusalem with its implacable foes, the United States pushes it and Israel accedes.

All of this, of course, after Israel had turned over administrative authority of the only holy site in Judaism – the Temple Mount – to those selfsame adversaries.

King David must be turning over in his grave.

This week, Ehud Olmert will make a pilgrimage to meet with his "god" – George Bush. He will be seeking a payoff for selling out his people, their faith and their identity in the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob.


5 posted on 05/22/2006 8:00:32 PM PDT by Esther Ruth (And I will make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people.....)
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To: Salem
"Ever since the "Oslo peace process" of the early 1990s, the United States has been pushing little Israel to appease its enemies at almost any cost. If it means turning over land won in hard-fought combat to hostile and recalcitrant enemies, the United States pushes it and Israel accedes. If it means evacuating long-standing Jewish communities because those hostile and recalcitrant enemies don't like living near Jews, the United States pushes it and Israel accedes. If it means dividing the nation in half to make room for another Mideast terrorist state, the United States pushes it and Israel accedes. Even if it means sharing its capital city of Jerusalem with its implacable foes, the United States pushes it and Israel accedes. All of this, of course, after Israel had turned over administrative authority of the only holy site in Judaism – the Temple Mount – to those selfsame adversaries. King David must be turning over in his grave. This week, Ehud Olmert will make a pilgrimage to meet with his "god" – George Bush. He will be seeking a payoff for selling out his people, their faith and their identity in the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. Bush will be only too happy to play god – even though he will be back in Crawford, Texas, clearing brush in a little over two years. He'll make promises to protect Israel – and never let it down. And Olmert will take his U.S. taxpayer money and run. But the real price tag will be much higher than the $10 billion in blood money Olmert seeks for his diabolical surrender plan. The real cost will be in more Jewish and Christian lives at the hands of the jubilant jihadists."

Nailed it with a great big hammer!
6 posted on 05/23/2006 10:42:17 AM PDT by Convert from ECUSA (Mexico: America's Palestine)
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