I'm needed.
Posted on 09/03/2006 7:49:20 PM PDT by MAD-AS-HELL
You made me smile.And, anyone who has been in a long and happy marriage is probably smiling, too.
SoS
Boz Scaggs, Simone
I agree.
now THAT is funny.
Those are new drugs (not yet approved) that are pretty interesting.
I'm needed.
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
If she didn't she wouldn't be Hillary. Everything else about her is fake so why would one expect this to be different.
***I'll BET Hillary fakes it ***
Fakes with whom? or what? I would bet the farm Bubba hasnt seen the Elephant in years. If she has to fake it with B.O.B. (battery operated boyfriend) whats the use in doing it at all? The same could be said if she eats at the Y.
yep! ;)
That's good to hear. I don't think a guy should be required to do so either.
I think she is faking her numbers as well.
It's a learnable skill. But it requires letting go of a lot of counterinstinctual psychological programming. Deal with it. ;)
That's good to hear. I don't think a guy should be required to do so either.
Maybe you two should get together. LOL
SoS
The funny thing is that I fake too. She never can tell.
You're kidding, right? If not, that has to be one of the most absurd things I've ever heard.
Trust me, she knows. My guess would be that she just doesn't want to say anything to upset the apple cart.
You're the cutest man who ever existed in this entire world!
:-)
I may hate myself for this post later..but here she goes.
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, "What part of your body gets to heaven first?"
Three students raise their hand, Jenny, Jim, and little Johnny in the back. The teacher thinks to herself, "I don't want to call on Johnny cause he will say something bad."
So she picks on Jenny first who says, "I think your head gets to heaven first cause that's where all the thinking goes on."
The teacher then calls on Jim who says, "I think your heart gets to heaven first cause you gotta have a good heart."
Finally Johnny is the only one with his hand up. The teacher says to herself "Oh no, I gotta pick Johnny." She picks him and he says, "I think it's the bottoms of your feet that gets to heaven first."
The relieved teacher asks him, "Why on earth do you think your feet get to heaven first?"
Johnny says, "Cause I walked into my Mom and Dad's room last night and my mom's feet were straight up in the air and she was shouting 'Oh God I'm cummin', you know.....I think she would have made it if dad hadn't been holding her down".
well... um... they say that if you squint you will get sleepy, if you frown you will develop a bad mood, and if you smile you will begin to feel happier.
perhaps faking orgasms might make women more prone to get real ones?
biofeedback's a wierd field.
Lying never solved anything.
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