BE HERE, OR BE NOWHERE!
Posted on 11/08/2006 2:40:04 PM PST by Tarkus2040
Yeah. Brilliant. Lie to your audience. BWHAHAHAHA
Classic Savage:
"I'll give you the perfect example of what happens when liberals brainwash the sheeple with their stories, lies, and fabrications. It's a fish story, but it's true. A number of years ago, I went to a Chinese restaurant with another person. I won't mention her name because I don't want to embarrass her.
This particular restaurant had a fish tank filled with live fish, where the customer picked out the fish she wanted to eat. The waiter would come out with a net. He'd stick it in and pull out the fish you wanted, cook it, and then you'd eat. Most people paid no attention to it.
I was sitting with my back to the tank. I don't remember what I ordered, but it wasn't fish. The person I was with didn't order fish, either. Throughout our meal, she kept looking over my shoulder at the fish tank. All of a sudden, she broke out in tears that wouldn't stop. I handed her a napkin and asked what was wrong. You know, I'm thinking maybe she ordered something a little too spicy.
She managed to say, "No. The fish... they're going to die. They're all gonna die!" She just wouldn't stop, she wouldn't let it go. I figured some liberal save-the-whale nutcase probably traumatized her back in kindergarten with the story of Free Willy, and now she was having a panic attack. Or at least an attack of conscience that something must be done.
You know what I had to do? I had to buy all the fish in the tank. I put them in buckets and took them down to San Francisco Bay to "release" them in the water. It's a true story. You don't have to believe it. I did it.
Now, a sane person would know that was a foolish thing for me to do. In fact, in a sane society, I'd be in a straightjacket for what I did. Why? Not all the fish were from San Francisco Bay, and I'm sure predators ate them shortly thereafter. But to a brainwashed liberal, we had to save the fish. (Of course, you never see that kind of emotional concern from liberals when it comes to saving unborn children who are "all going to die.")
If liberalism prevails in this culture, a mosquito will become a protected species under hate-crime legislation. Sadly, evidence that the mental disease of liberalism is spreading is everywhere."
Rush decided to be a water carrier until the election.. you cannot deny that, it is by his OWN ADMISSION. Don't ask me for a link... I'm sure you're intelligent enough to find it. Now that the fight is lost, he is backtracking and backpedaling... screw Rush as he screws Bush. Screw Hannity and screw Levin. Screw them all.
Savage has been on top of this, and honest with us at the same time.
You are right. I apologize to rodents everywhere.
LOL... we all noticed MS's entry in his new book The Political Zoo about himself, did we not?
"Of course, it beats talkin' about the Weiner."
How OLD is this topic?
Years?
Or maybe he's talking about his weiner.
Savage sure seemed to give Henry "Nostrilman" a thorough butt-kissing.
He is wet on Serbs too! He took their side against brave KLA freedom fighters and against humanitarian West.
Put the blame for on him.
Are you from San Francisco by any chance?
It should be a fox, not a rat.
According to Beatlesongs , Lennon got the lyrics and music as he was laying down; but later thought the words were trite.
I have to say I agree.
IMO, a middle-of-the-roader Beatles tune.
Hey genius, you don't know sarcasm directed directly at you when you read it.
It means your(?) list is a piece of crap.
It would be like some DUmmy writing a list of grievances about Ronald Reagan.
I could write a better list than yours(?) about Mike, and I'm a fan of his show! That's how pathetic your(?) list is.
Checkpants, you're forgetting one key detail:
You NEVER fooled me from the BEGINNING.
Don't forget about that list; you know, the one that's a mile long,.....LMFAO.
Hey checkpants, another bullet for your(?) list.
You certainly can't smear someone with something you know nothing about. (the truth)
You haven't earned a damn thing.
And you are, again 100% checkpants.
Why would I spin anything Mikey says?
If he was wrong about the republicans winning, what do I care, it's his show.
At that time I too thought they would win.
But as of last Friday night I started to have my doubts about the House, but thought they would squeeze out a close Senate victory.
Name one prominent conservative talker who predicted a Dem sweep?
Thanks for posting with foul language, checkpants.
Ouch!
Spot on, AP.
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