A .22 wouldn't be my weapon of choice but if that 's what she had ... YOU GO GRANNY!
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To: Daffynition
2 posted on
08/18/2008 4:23:00 PM PDT by
nobama08
To: Daffynition
OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She would have been just another victim in a leftist world.
4 posted on
08/18/2008 4:25:21 PM PDT by
vpintheak
(Like a muddied spring or a polluted well is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked. Prov. 25:26)
To: Daffynition
A 22 cal auto with a 10 round clip (up close) would make the guy look like a colander in about 5 seconds. They tend to bounce around inside a body too.
5 posted on
08/18/2008 4:27:19 PM PDT by
Snurple
To: Daffynition
.22’s are under-rated.....
That said, the perps were surely amateurs and didn’t have time to assess granny’s firepower, while loading their baggy pants.
I have a .22 in my night stand drawer. A .22 Magnum.
(No, that’s not ALL I have in the house...;-)...)
6 posted on
08/18/2008 4:27:33 PM PDT by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Fight Crime. Shoot Back.)
To: Daffynition
A .22 wouldn't be my weapon of choice but if that 's what she had ... YOU GO GRANNY! Well, she was 85. A .44 magnum would've probably launched her across the room;-)
7 posted on
08/18/2008 4:28:01 PM PDT by
Paul Heinzman
(He ain't pretty no more.)
To: Daffynition
Isn’t Lake Lynn just up the road from Springhill?
(Ok, I’ll admit I googled it.)
9 posted on
08/18/2008 4:29:43 PM PDT by
Mark was here
(The earth is bipolar.)
To: Daffynition
What do you mean? A 22 can kill ‘em just well as a bigger gun, esp if thats all you have or you cant handle the bigger gun.
//”I had the gun on him before he turned around and said, ‘you’ve had it,’ //
LMAO!
15 posted on
08/18/2008 4:33:09 PM PDT by
valkyry1
To: Daffynition
"Dial 911 and don't attempt to throw the phone at me, or do anything bad or i'll just shoot you," Smith said. I'm picturing her with a filterless cigarette in her mouth as she said that. Bogart style.
16 posted on
08/18/2008 4:33:48 PM PDT by
Paul Heinzman
(He ain't pretty no more.)
To: Daffynition
“Dial 911 and don’t attempt to throw the phone at me, or do anything bad or i’ll just shoot you,” Smith said.”
What Granny Smith REALLY said was:
“Dial 911, or your ass is mine, B#TCH!”
18 posted on
08/18/2008 4:35:35 PM PDT by
Levante
To: Daffynition
If yall haven’t already...watch the video...she one cool lady and I don’t think the reporter and the cop could have been any more prouder of her:’)
To: DaveLoneRanger
20 posted on
08/18/2008 4:36:16 PM PDT by
Paul Heinzman
(He ain't pretty no more.)
To: Daffynition
There’s an Eddie Murphy skit in here somewhere.
To: Daffynition
Never ever get into a contest with a grandma. You will lose, buster!
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
39 posted on
08/18/2008 4:58:50 PM PDT by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: Daffynition
Heh, and then she made him go out back and bring her the stick that she would use to beat his @$$ with - PWN3D!!!!!
(Well, I made that up - but it sounded good, huh?)
48 posted on
08/18/2008 5:18:22 PM PDT by
Hegemony Cricket
(Vigilantism will arise where the justice system is viewed as overly lenient and/or ineffective.)
To: Daffynition
I would just love to be a fly on the wall when he tells his cell mate "Bubba" that an 85 year old
grandmother got the drop on him. ;)
- Traveler
53 posted on
08/18/2008 5:28:16 PM PDT by
Traveler59
(Truth is a journey, not a destination.)
To: Daffynition
A .22 wouldn't be my weapon of choice but if that 's what she had ... YOU GO GRANNY!You shoot the burglar with the weapon you have—not the weapon you might want or wish to have at a later time.
With apologies to Donald Rumsfeld.
56 posted on
08/18/2008 5:34:19 PM PDT by
magslinger
(A politician who thinks he is above the law is actually beneath contempt.)
To: Daffynition
Bitter Pennsylvanians clinging to their guns - bump!
65 posted on
08/18/2008 6:28:32 PM PDT by
ellery
(It's a free country.)
To: AnnaZ; HangFire
71 posted on
08/18/2008 7:40:55 PM PDT by
lowbridge
("I have never learned to fight for my freedom. I was only good at enjoying it" - Van Den Boogaard)
To: Daffynition
79 posted on
08/18/2008 8:59:56 PM PDT by
mylife
(The Roar Of the Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Daffynition
Granny had all the ingrediants:
1) A gun
2) brass cojones ( who woulda thunk it?)
(This shows you what women used to be like. Very Few made like this one any more.)
Congratulations Gran!
I am hoisting a toast to you as I write!! (Labats 50)
America needs millions more like you.
82 posted on
08/18/2008 9:20:13 PM PDT by
Candor7
(Fascism? All it takes is for good men to say nothing, (Ridicule Obama))
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