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Posted on 07/02/2009 1:21:55 PM PDT by 300magnum

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor. (MADE IN HONG KONG) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA) designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT

MADE IN KENYA


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1 posted on 07/02/2009 1:21:55 PM PDT by 300magnum
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To: 300magnum

Perhaps we should also add this footnote:

Having exported American jobs overseas,some of the “Global Economy” corporations expressed real anger recently, when it was announced they would have to start paying taxes like the rest of us. They declared (with straight faces) it would be “a death blow” to the American worker.


2 posted on 07/02/2009 1:52:27 PM PDT by mrmeangenes
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To: 300magnum
Unfortunately, for most of us in real life, it would read more like:

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN CHINA) for 6 am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor. (MADE IN CHINA) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN CHINA) designer jeans (MADE IN CHINA) and tennis shoes (MADE IN CHINA) After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN CHINA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN CHINA) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN CHINA) to the radio (MADE IN CHINA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, checking his Computer (made in CHINA), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN CHINA), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN CHINA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA
3 posted on 07/02/2009 1:56:38 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (we also have the duty to avoid prostituting our Catholic identity by appeals to phony dialogue)
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To: mrmeangenes

This is tragic. However, I have a question I’d like answered. Would John be willing to pay the price for each of these articles if they bore the costs of multiple unions, confiscatory taxes levied by local, state and federal governments, environmental regulations, insurance costs to protect liability lawsuits, government mandated business costs, and the constant harassment by everyone not listed above. In fact, could he afford those costs?


4 posted on 07/02/2009 2:14:39 PM PDT by CaptainAmiigaf (NY TIMES: We print the news as it fits our Views)
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To: CaptainAmiigaf

Perhaps he might-IF he had decent employment,good unions,and a reasonable measure of regulation.

When John is relegated to a “You want fries with that ?” job,the overall economy suffers.


5 posted on 07/02/2009 3:33:25 PM PDT by mrmeangenes
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To: CaptainAmiigaf
This is tragic. However, I have a question I’d like answered.

Absolutely, as long as the gov't didn't allow the mega-manufacturers, banks and other businesses to violate the anti-trust laws as they now do...

It's called competition...The one who sells the cheapest sells the most...

6 posted on 07/02/2009 4:40:52 PM PDT by Iscool (I don't understand all that I know...)
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To: 300magnum
. . . a good paying job in AMERICA

Perhaps Mr. Smith's bad grammar is holding him back.

7 posted on 07/02/2009 4:59:26 PM PDT by Logophile
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