Swiss Prostitutes Trained To Use Defibrillators In Brothels To Prevent Clients Dying

Telegraph(UK) ^ | February 16, 2010

[Grunthor]

“Swiss Prostitutes Trained To Use Defibrillators In Brothels To Prevent Clients Dying”

The arrogance is astounding.

[Squantos]

As stated here many times.....I always carry a weed eater, 5 gallons of wesson oil an a set of jumper cables !

Now ya know......:o)

Never lost a “client” yet I wasn’t a bullet catcher I was a sweeper.....defibs are in my blow out kits. Uncle sugar pays for em so may as well have one.

Never needed yet but ya never know if ya may get to visit heidiville !

[Slings and Arrows]

Back in my Single Days I used to take a defib with me to Vegas to keep the hookers from dying.

...of laughter.

[rbosque]

Yeah, that is kinda sick.

[jiggyboy]

“Wax on, right hand...wax off, left hand...”

[Titan Magroyne]

A propos of nothing, a friend once advised me that the way to prevent your boyfriend from sharing an intimate video is to clearly speak into the mic: “Oh that’s so cute, it’ll be a penis one day when it grows up.”

[Slings and Arrows]

A propos of nothing, a friend once advised me that the way to prevent your boyfriend from sharing an intimate video is to clearly speak into the mic: “Oh that’s so cute, it’ll be a penis one day when it grows up.”

That kind of thing can seriously strain a relationship.

[Clemenza]

“Oh that’s so cute, it’ll be a penis one day when it grows up.”

That type of comment will get you dropped off to fend for yourself in Newark at 3AM with no cell phone.

[BlueLancer]

“Oh that’s so cute, it’ll be a penis one day when it grows up.”

During testimony in one of our courts-martial years ago, a sexual assault victim was asked to describe her attacker's "genitals".

Her response: "It looked like a penis, only smaller."

The only time that I've heard an entire courtroom erupt in laughter .. including the defense counsel .. without the judge going ballistic.

A true classic in military justice.

[Slings and Arrows]

Justice indeed.

[a fool in paradise]

‘Oh nurse....’

[a fool in paradise]

Who’s going to be the first celebrity to die while ATTEMPTING to have a near heart attack while having an orgasm with the added jolt of defibrillation?

Asphyxiation is so passe now...

[Titan Magroyne]

Hey now, I never said it was a PERFECT plan!