10 Worst Christmas Songs Of All Time

The Federalist ^ | 12/24/2015 | Rich Cromwell

[kaktuskid]

Add to the list “Baby It’s Cold Outside”..the original date rape song.

[Fiddlstix]

Click The Pics & Text For Christmas Music

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[prisoner6]

The Christmas Shoes!!!!!

I can’t even bring myself to post a link!

[Preachin']

"Santa got run over by a reindeer" is BY FAR the worst Christmas song ever written.

That's a fact. I hate that song.

[Qiviut]

Grandma Abuela was sexually assaulted by a reindeer.

[Smittie]

Christmas Shoes is definitely the worst. At least most of the others have a cute premise behind them.

[DJ Frisat]

Some bad one in here, to be certain. But one I especially dislike is Holly Jolly Christmas.

Didja have trouble thinking of a rhyme, Johnny Marks? Sheesh...

[trisham]

All of them are bad, no doubt about it, but there are some that didn’t make the list that are equally as bad.

[trisham]

LOL! Great movie.

[BenLurkin]

“Happy Holidays”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDZu04v7_hc

[Gay State Conservative]

"Little Drummer Boy". arrrgh!

My very favorite...came out when I was eight.Sill makes me cry.

[trisham]

“Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” may be the worst, and it didn’t make the list. I hate that song.

[Artcore]

I’d like it a lot more if there were a way of filtering out Yoko’s caterwauling.

____________________________________

If you’re so inclined to listen, here she is in all of her glory. The magic moment begins at about 1:18:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9kgu71d81U

[pfflier]

I feel so redeemed. I cringe at most if not all of these staples and lunge to the radio knob to kill the sound before my head pops.

The only one I would add to the list is the legendary guilt song "So this is Christmas" presented by that legendary wife beater and sailor mugger that we honor so much.

[trisham]

It’s not that bad. It has dogs, for Pete’s sake!

[Boogieman]

Well they got #1 right at least. I can’t stand that junk.

[Boogieman]

I don’t get the hate for that song, I always liked it.

[rockrr]

I was at a friends house and saw a Christmas special called “A Very Murray Christmas” (starring Bill Murray of course) that was the equivalent of watching all these “worst Christmas Songs” - all in a row.

Avoid it like the plague ;’}

[Nea Wood]

Is the writer really this stupid? The Santa Mommy was kissing was actually Daddy dressed up as Santa. I thought everybody knew this.

[kaehurowing]

Fortunately, “Christmas Shoes” has finally been banned from the airwaves. I haven’t heard it once this year.

One of the motivating factors in my no longer celebrating Christmas.