[E. Pluribus Unum]

So if I squeeze the trigger real fast I’m breaking the law.

[Red Steel]

Yes, according to this legislation that can help you fire.

[mlo]

"So if I squeeze the trigger real fast I’m breaking the law."

Is your finger a device designed for increasing the rate of fire of a semi-automatic weapon?

[elcid1970]

“So if I squeeze the trigger real fast I’m breaking the law.”

You can bumpfire with your thumb hooked into your belt loop. This law will require the amputation of your thumb and confiscation of your jeans. Seriously, that’s what bad legislation can do, and I’m only half kidding.

[Squeako]

You’d need to use a device like a pencil between your fingers so you can use both hands like on an old Atari Track & Field arcade game.

[trebb]

So if I squeeze the trigger real fast I’m breaking the law.

Not sure if that's enough.

Maybe, if you were able to fire 4 shots a second last month, then practiced until you could fire 5 shots a second this month, you would be in violation.....