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Joy Behar hospitalized after avocado accident
nypost ^ | 06/12/2018 | Bryan Hood

Posted on 06/12/2018 12:41:44 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27

Who knew avocados were so dangerous?

On Tuesday’s episode of “The View,” co-host Joy Behar revealed she had to miss work Monday because she’d sliced open her hand cutting an avocado.

“Saturday night, on my way to the event at the retreat, I stabbed myself in the hand with a knife,” she explained. “I was trying to desperately eat something, so I was trying to open an avocado. So I stuck the knife into the pit to get it out … and I stabbed myself!”

At the hospital, where the 75-year-old stayed overnight and was administered an antibacterial drip to ward off infection, Behar was told that this sort of accident happens all the time.

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KEYWORDS: accident; avocado; behar; hospitalized; joy; joybehar; joybhear; keepitclassyfr; letskeepitclassyfr
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Ironic since she’s shaped like an avocado....


41 posted on 06/12/2018 12:56:57 PM PDT by Batman11 ( The USA is not an ATM!)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

I expected it to say she swallowed a avocado, whole.


42 posted on 06/12/2018 12:56:58 PM PDT by Beagle8U (Liberals can kiss my bitter clingers!)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

43 posted on 06/12/2018 12:57:35 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Did she have it in her mouth when it happened? Darn!


44 posted on 06/12/2018 12:58:32 PM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

OK who else was rooting for the avocado?

Only a lib could wrestle with an avocado... and lose.


45 posted on 06/12/2018 12:58:34 PM PDT by Conserv
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To: DCBryan1

Big LOL!!!!


46 posted on 06/12/2018 12:59:07 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Free Republic has been reduced to primarily a gathering place for the inane, banal, and obtuse.)
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To: mplc51

Hey, I wanted to give her a fighting chance.


47 posted on 06/12/2018 12:59:56 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Free Republic has been reduced to primarily a gathering place for the inane, banal, and obtuse.)
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To: ChicagoConservative27
"...and was administered an antibacterial drip to ward off infection."

A drip for a drip.

48 posted on 06/12/2018 1:01:00 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: nopardons

Bingo or cut it into 1/4’s and the pit literally falls out of the last 1/4...


49 posted on 06/12/2018 1:01:14 PM PDT by taildragger ("Do you hear the people Singing? Singing the Song of Angry Men!"i)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

“So I stuck the knife into the pit to get it out … and I stabbed myself!”


Yeah, I don’t think that you actually stabbed the pit. Idiot - she can’t even accurately describe what happened, yet she’s looked upon as some kind of a brilliant political commentator by about 1/2 of the populace...all members of the Dunning-Kruger club, just like her.


50 posted on 06/12/2018 1:03:01 PM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be f Vanceree." A. E. van Vogt)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Too bad she diddn’t Slit her own throat.


51 posted on 06/12/2018 1:04:21 PM PDT by vette6387
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Needs knife control


52 posted on 06/12/2018 1:04:39 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Spygate's clock began in 2015 - what did President Obama know and when did he know it?)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

because of this idiot now they will try and ban knifes...


53 posted on 06/12/2018 1:05:13 PM PDT by rolling_stone (Hang em high)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

I dunno. Avocados are always very good to—and for—me!!!!


54 posted on 06/12/2018 1:05:36 PM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Who stays overnight for a drip & a cut? Suspicious.


55 posted on 06/12/2018 1:06:23 PM PDT by miss marmelstein
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To: Hatteras

It’s been a few years since a buddy of mine was attacked by a malicious bagel. While getting stiches they told him that bagels were the number one cause of accidents in the home.


56 posted on 06/12/2018 1:06:34 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Wisdom and education are different things. Don't confuse them.)
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To: ChicagoConservative27
"Behar was told that this sort of accident happens all the time."

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Yeh, it happened to my sister 14 times last year and my brother 12 times. I only did it eight.

57 posted on 06/12/2018 1:06:54 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (Zip ties and duct tape are far more productive than pussy hats and #metoo tweets)
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To: gov_bean_ counter
Shame whe wasn’t slicing a little closer to her femoral artery...

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lol

58 posted on 06/12/2018 1:07:30 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (Zip ties and duct tape are far more productive than pussy hats and #metoo tweets)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

Lucky it wasn’t a pointed stick.


59 posted on 06/12/2018 1:08:29 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: nopardons

Check out #55. Written before I read yours, lol.


60 posted on 06/12/2018 1:08:32 PM PDT by miss marmelstein
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