Skip to comments.Senate Democrats Demand Supreme Court Nominee Not Be Unduly Influenced By U.S. Constitution
Posted on 06/29/2018 4:31:06 PM PDT by NRx
WASHINGTON, D.C.Still reeling from Trumps previous Supreme Court nominee, Neil Gorsuch, Democrats plan to scrutinize any new nominee to ensure that he or she isnt yet another crony of something called The Constitution, Senate Democrats announced Friday.
Time and time again, we find progressive laws getting struck down, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said in a Senate address. And its always always the ones the Constitution is against. These right-wing judges dont think for themselves, they just do whatever the Constitution says. And its time for that to end.
Senate Democrats have vowed to make sure that any new nominee isnt going to be beholden to outside influences like the Constitution, the founding fathers, or the rule of law. We need judges to be advocates of progressive laws, Senator Elizabeth Warren added. Not people who will bow to the whims of the Constitution, pitting its extremist values of freedom of speech and freedom of religion against our agenda.
Were sick and tired of the Constitution sitting in the National Archives, manipulating everything we do, stated Senator Cory Booker, trying to emote for the cameras but failing. Booker then called a ten-minute recess for him to refresh his supply of fake tears before he could continue.
Asked about their concerns, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said he doesnt care and plans to completely ignore the Democrats in the nomination process since theres nothing they can do and he is literally unstoppable.
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(though sometimes ya gotta wonder!)
ANYONE who says this should be THROWN out of office.
The Bee just keeps getting better.
WoW! Thanks Schuck!
Now watch the confirmation as you have Senators that must walk that line.
Thank Hairy Reed for us. Bitch
Oh Chuckie....your dumbness is showing...
The problem for parody sites these days, is that no matter how stupid you make the Democrats sound, they will almost always actually be more stupid!
Ahhh you got me. LOL!
The thing is, although they won’t use this language in order to maintain some plausible deniability, this is exactly how leftists really feel.
It’s funny, but please tag satire as such.
Oh, wait! This is by John Semmens, right? /s
He unmasks himself who Democrats are truly are
Schumer should be tossed out of office......he took an oath to defend that same Constitution he is now deriding.
This reads like John Semmens’ parodies...they read like the truth because the truth with the left these days is a parody itself.
Oops...you got me.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, shows you they know nothing about the supreme court and its judgeship. Its what ever they can get away with, influence, pay under the table , steal, rob, swindle, hijack, these are the despicable people!
I've got your demand right here.
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