Posted on 10/04/2018 2:20:48 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Senate On Lockdown After Receiving Credible Threat From Known Killers
October 4th, 2018
WASHINGTON, D.C.—All Republican members of the United States Senate have been placed on official lockdown after known murderers publicly made ominous threats of violence against them.
The group of murderous terrorists, Planned Parenthood, posted on Twitter, "Roses are red / Violets are blue / Senators vote NO on Kavanaugh / Or else we're coming for you."
"We are taking this threat very seriously, considering the organization is known to murder hundreds each and every day," said a Secret Service official. "We receive threats all the time, but we have to gauge how serious they are based on whether or not they come from credible sources. This source is very credible. They have killed people, are killing people as we speak and will kill people again. So we can't take this lightly."
Conservative senators were instructed to stay far away from windows and barricade themselves in their offices, and be on the lookout for anyone wearing a Planned Parenthood T-shirt or pink hat resembling genitals.
"This group seems to prefer killing with sharp instruments, deadly chemicals, and tiny vacuum cleaners inside doctor's offices, but you never know," said the official.
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Nice work by the bee!
good one
They aren’t going anywhere. Might as well vote and put these assholes to rest.
Note this is a PARODY site!
Even though it sounds frighteningly true.
We needed a good laugh!!! Post of the YEAR!!
In too many cases the only effect on a Senator of having his or her brain sucked out would be a change in hat size.
No joke. At this very moment, Capitol Police are arresting protesters who have taken over the Rotunda and have refused to disperse. They all look like bloody baby killers.
If Jeff Flake’s brain got sucked out, would anyone be able to tell the difference?
PP is an organization that is dedicated to killing people. It has killed more people than the Mafia and the drug cartels combined.
Of course the threat is serious.
I wouldn’t necessarily deem it satire. PP has made it known that they are willing to kill to keep the baby-murder industry going so we as Conservatives need to treat it as such.
They (Planned Parenthood and the rest of the leftists in this country) need to be shown that we are tired of their crap by having a few of them hung/shot/burned alive.
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