Posted on 11/27/2018 7:02:18 PM PST by LouieFisk
A 36-year-old man has been arrested in Nassau County after deputies say he stabbed a woman in the head with a fork, during an argument over a baked potato.
According to the arrest report weve obtained from the Nassau County Sheriffs Office, deputies were dispatched to a residence on Susi Lane around 11:30 pm on Sunday, after receiving a call that a person had been stabbed.
When deputies arrived, they made contact with the victim, who had multiple stab wounds and blood on both sides of her head, according to the arrest report.
(Excerpt) Read more at wokv.com ...
Indeed, it was a farinaceous crime.
“Are you saying our puns are overstuffed and re-baked!?”
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Yeah, but what can I expect? Yer all just common-taters.
"Eat a Snickers"
Crumpton was arrested and charged with aggravated
battery with a deadly weapon, according to deputies.
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Watch out for them flying forks......
Thread-of-the-year award!
“Indeed, it was a farinaceous crime”
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I blame his parents - they raised a bad tater-tot.
Florida? At least he didn’t eat her face.
I guess she is no longer his sweet potato, if he goes to prison he might be someone else’s sweet potato tho.
Florida? At least he didnt eat her face.
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Yet.
“Yeah, but what can I expect? Yer all just common-taters.”
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If that’s going to be your attitude Yukon Gold to your bed now and don’t poke your head up until next spring.
“Some people are grouchy when theyre hungry.”
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Naw, the guy has just always been a trouble-making agi-tater.
“If thats going to be your attitude Yukon Gold to your bed now and dont poke your head up until next spring.”
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I’ve had just about enough of you small fries!!!!
He’s been with the world
I’m tired of the soup du jour
He’s been with the world
I went to end this prophylactic tour
Afraid that no one around me
Understands my potato
Think I’m only a spudboy
Looking for a real tomato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQvEu6G-i_0
“Florida? At least he didnt eat her face.”
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Yeah, but sour cream and flesh don’t compliment one another’s taste.
“An you have to watch out for those flying forks.”
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Looks like the Enterprise from “Starch Trek”.
You may feel like you’ve been a-salted
but your puns are beginning to kethcup with the rest of the crop.
ketchup works even better
With this cold winter I’m wearing heavier socks to make sure I have warm pota-toes.
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