Posted on 03/08/2019 10:50:15 AM PST by BlackAdderess
The situation in Venezuela continues to worsen, as more and more massive power outages or blackouts, are now a constant in that embattle Latin American Country.
The Maduro regime-controlled National Electric Corporation (Corpoelec) said that the latest power outage that affected 11 states, including the capitol of Caracas, was an energy attack or sabotage against the state.
Venezuelas legitimate President Juan Guaido, spun it differently, saying that the situation in that country was nothing more than chaotic due to the power outage, adding the outages only prove the inefficiency of Nicolas Maduros leadership.
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This is a first — someone is actually claiming that Marco Rubio got something done.
The Hillary Clinton of Venezuela.
Rep. Ilhan Omar has some suggestions.
Here I am in Tijuana....eating barbequed iguana...
Night of the Iquana!!
Now playing Venezuela
Conspiracy between Rubio and iguanas.
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Its the Lizard People!
I like how the Iquana’s coordinated their attacks to knock out 22 of 23 states.
The iquana’s just need one more for a perfect take down.
And we were worried about EMP’s.
An iguana spokes-animal states squirrels and rabbits have been caught on film, sabotaging the infrastructure.
They are demanding a retraction!
The lizard problem is well known in south Florida. During the mating season, the males climb high up in search of females.
Our power cut off some years ago. Since the transformer was directly in front of my house, I heard a distinct “ZZZzzzzap!” just as it did so.
We called the power company; they showed up shortly, and the power was restored, the tech produced a fried lizard and proceeded to sing an impressive rendition of “Lookin’ for love in all the wrong places.”
I know I’m a teen, but blaming Rubio? Who knows, Maduro could blame Space Aliens, it would be as true as blaming Rubio.
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