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Venezuela blames Rubio, iguanas for power outages
Floridian Press ^
| March 8, 2019
| Javier Manjarres
Posted on 03/08/2019 10:50:15 AM PST by BlackAdderess
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To: BlackAdderess
This is a first — someone is actually claiming that Marco Rubio got something done.
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posted on
03/08/2019 11:52:44 AM PST
by
Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
To: BlackAdderess
The Hillary Clinton of Venezuela.
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posted on
03/08/2019 12:08:45 PM PST
by
VTenigma
(The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
To: Opinionated Blowhard
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posted on
03/08/2019 12:19:39 PM PST
by
EinNYC
To: BlackAdderess
wonder who he blames next? Rep. Ilhan Omar has some suggestions.
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posted on
03/08/2019 12:25:08 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
To: BlackAdderess
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posted on
03/08/2019 12:26:57 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: DannyTN
"Iguana be loved by you..."
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posted on
03/08/2019 12:32:59 PM PST
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: BlackAdderess
Here I am in Tijuana....eating barbequed iguana...
To: sparklite2
Night of the Iquana!!
Now playing Venezuela
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posted on
03/08/2019 12:36:58 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: dp0622
Conspiracy between Rubio and iguanas.
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It’s the Lizard People!
To: BlackAdderess
I like how the Iquana’s coordinated their attacks to knock out 22 of 23 states.
The iquana’s just need one more for a perfect take down.
And we were worried about EMP’s.
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posted on
03/08/2019 1:32:35 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: BlackAdderess
An iguana spokes-animal states squirrels and rabbits have been caught on film, sabotaging the infrastructure.
They are demanding a retraction!
To: BlackAdderess
The lizard problem is well known in south Florida. During the mating season, the males climb high up in search of females.
Our power cut off some years ago. Since the transformer was directly in front of my house, I heard a distinct “ZZZzzzzap!” just as it did so.
We called the power company; they showed up shortly, and the power was restored, the tech produced a fried lizard and proceeded to sing an impressive rendition of “Lookin’ for love in all the wrong places.”
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posted on
03/08/2019 2:31:35 PM PST
by
QBFimi
(It is not your responsibility to finish the work of perfecting the world... Tarfon)
To: BlackAdderess
I know I’m a teen, but blaming Rubio? Who knows, Maduro could blame Space Aliens, it would be as true as blaming Rubio.
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posted on
03/08/2019 7:18:10 PM PST
by
ConservaTeen
(WFLA's Jack Harris: Brooklyn is missing their village idiot. Right you are, Jack.)
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