Everyone’s new soccer hero Megan Rapinoe is actually kind of awful

Washington Examiner ^ | July 8,2019 | Brad Polumbo

[Eleutheria5]

And Google does have nude pictures of Angela Merkel, so not having nude pictures of Rapinho must mean she is like the Medusa. The sight of her pube hairs or boobs can turn a man to stone.

[WASCWatch]

Mia Hamm was a far better player, too. IF Mia Hamm was of an age to play on the U.S. Women’s Team, Rapinoe would have never gotten off the bench; maybe not have even made the team.

[WASCWatch]

Photoshop.

[V K Lee]

VERY WELL PLAYED, PP

LOL, maybe the colors in her sock should be colorized to show her
true color = YELLOW. As another yellow-belly, unpatriotic American
abusing the system which made her a star.
UGH!

[Pelham]

They’re missing a sure bet if they aren’t.

[Pelham]

Plus you’d have to fight Butch Rapinoe for her, and I hear that she’s tough.

[Pelham]

Yeah funny how acting like a pretend male doesn’t quite translate into really being one.

[YogicCowboy]

Everyone’s? Everyone’s?

[windsorknot]

She’s chic

Must be a typo.

[poconopundit]

Thanks, VK.

My first thought was to have a sock stuffed into her mouth, but that was a bit tough to do because then I would need to work with her lips to get that right.

The hanging sock is better and sure enough I could find a “rainbow” Nike sock.

I put the soccer ball after the “Sock Her” so people would get the connection. Pleased how it turned out.

[V K Lee]

"Pleased how it turned out."
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[HonkyTonkMan]

Technically, she’s really not a great player either. She can cross the ball well and has learned to take a PK. Her foot skills and tactics are lacking, her field vision is limited, speed is medium to slow, endurance in the gutter. In short, if I was on the back line, she would be cupcake to cover. Easy to shutdown with no speed and limited ball control, she’s going for the cross nearly every time.

She’s racked up many goals in her time with the team, but that does not make her a great player, it makes her an opportunist.

[Molon Labbie]

Good gravy, that’s painful.

Someone post some women’s sand volley ball pics....

[Disambiguator]

Actually, a world cup of fat, middle aged men would be fun to watch. There might be a lot of breath-catching breaks, though.

[EinNYC]

I don’t think she’s wonderful at all. I think she’s something I’d try to scrape off my shoe.

[Lisbon1940]

You’re agreeing with Thiesson?

[simpson96]

“kind of” awful?

[JLAGRAYFOX]

Megan Rapinoe, immature, lost at sea, terrible role model for both men & women, not bright in the brains department, not thankful for her sporting ability, a gift given to her, from God Almighty, Hates the USA and the American people, shows no respect for our flag, our POTUS, our country, our military folks. And...to boot she is dog ugly both inside and outside. Her fifteen minutes of fame are now gone and so is she, and her ingrate team of Egomanics & Gaybos!!! “SAD”!!!

[Eleutheria5]

Lots of injuries. One guy kicks the ball, and suddenly his back is out and he has to be carried off the field. You’ll need a lot of bench warmers.

[Crucial]

The World Cup is over. That’s the last I will think on it.