Is the Biden Regime Going to Ban Real Meat?

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[Hostage]

April 01, 2022

> As part of "The Great Reset a recent decision by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration will ban real meat and is slated to take effect April 1, 2024.

> The FDA, the same group of government apparachiks that brought us that blockbuster series known as the PLANDEMIC, has manufactured a belief that beef production is a major factor of a manufactured crisis known as CLIMATE CHANGE.

> University researchers believe measurements of methane composition comprise a statistically significant fraction in the form of bovine fartroxide.

> Headed by acolytes of that government wunderkind known as Tony "Two Masks" Fauci", the FDA has decided to ban real meat in favor of fake beef.

> An MSDNC poll reveals 115% of American voters are in favor of banning cows and scorned women, but not Rachel Maddoe who according to CNN gossip is attempting to transition to something innovative.

[Hostage]

Exactly two years from today, courtesy of two billionaires, the Psychopathic Bill Gates and the CIA Step-Kid Jeff Bezos, red meat will go the way of free and fair elections.

[JonPreston]

Why are they doing this?

Because there is absolutely no political opposition.

[Migraine]

However, two years before the doom, it is April Fool’s Day.

[Bob434]

Ignore the megalomaniacs- what will they do? Send the army in to slaughter billions of meat animals?

[Bayard]

Fake news? This is insane.

[Night Hides Not]

LOL, check the calendar.

[packagingguy]

This has to be an April Fool’s joke. Banning red meat isn’t going to happen. Many places cattle are raised are not suitable for row crop farming.

[Bayard]

APRIL FOOLS TODAY

[cgbg]

Remember citizens, Soylent Green is Green!

[cranked]

Not going to ban meat without serious, serious repercussions.
And how the hell you going to ‘ban meat’ from rural people who can raise and slaughter their own meat sources for consumption.
GTFO!!

[skeeter]

I just saw a video of bill gates bemoaning the damage done by livestock to the atmosphere. This may be an April fools joke but he’s out there saying stuff pretty damn close to this.

[Tupelo]

Thank God for Hormel. I will still have SPAM

[cgbg]

They can’t ban black meat because that would be racist.

Happy April 1.

:-)

[from occupied ga]

Why are they doing this?

Because it's April first.

[budj]

Ya know, somewhere muddled in the morass of April Fools, Babylon Bee and the bunch of morons in the Butthead administration, I’m not sure what the hell to believe.

[Mr. Lucky]

Bovine fartroxide should have been a pretty good clue that this was an April Fool's joke.

[mewzilla]

I guarantee it won’t be banned in the dining rooms of Congress, the UN, the UK’s Parliament et al...

[Bayard]

Best satire is when you aren’t sure if it isn’t serious.

[Carriage Hill]

“...115% of American voters...”

Huh?

[cgbg]

Dead voters were included in the total—that is how you get over 100%.

;-)