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Janet Reno facing possible upset in Florida (Claims She Can Beat Bush)
AP via Yahoo! News ^
| September 9, 2002
| BRENDAN FARRINGTON
Posted on 09/09/2002 4:23:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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"You better believe I can beat Jeb Bush."
Yes, Janet. We already know you can beat Bush but you can't beat Jeb Bush.
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posted on
09/09/2002 4:23:46 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: PJ-Comix
Hell, she beat justice and that little child from Cuba. I'm sure she thinks she can do anything.
To: PJ-Comix
We already know you can beat Bush
LOL Despite the pundents, I think she's the only candidate that can lick Bush.
To: PJ-Comix
""You better believe I can beat Jeb Bush."
What she meant was that she could "lick" the bush!
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posted on
09/09/2002 4:30:31 PM PDT
by
lawdude
To: PJ-Comix
Janets ability to lick Bush is not a political factor and its effect on the outcome of the governors race will be negligible.
To: PJ-Comix
"You better believe I can beat Jeb Bush." Sure you can, if he moves to Georgia.
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posted on
09/09/2002 4:34:49 PM PDT
by
Timesink
To: PJ-Comix
"The real question on people's mind is, can I beat Jeb Bush? The matter is still under investigation. And I'm not at liberty to say anything more on the matter."That would be the old Shake-and-Bake I remember.
To: DoughtyOne
send on down the road in her pick up truck
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posted on
09/09/2002 4:35:57 PM PDT
by
TLBSHOW
To: PJ-Comix
I, also, will make a Lick Bush joke. You see, it is important to recycle jokes and save our Precious Natural Resource, humor.
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posted on
09/09/2002 4:37:05 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: PJ-Comix
I hope she beats McBride. Although I think Jeb can beat either of them, I think he'd prefer a race against Reno, which would be a true cakewalk, especially after all the bloodletting over McBride in the ranks of Florida's Democrats.
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posted on
09/09/2002 4:38:44 PM PDT
by
beckett
To: PJ-Comix
Yes, Janet. We already know you can beat Bush but you can't beat Jeb Bush. Her beating Bush is a th-th-th-horny issue if I ever heard one.
To: PJ-Comix
The only justice would be her winning the primary and being creamed by Jeb. I pray that she wins the primary. I love watching these Clinton cronies fall. Cuomo's drop-out with Clinton knife in back was must see TV. That smug little scion got what he deserved. Janet will too if she wins the primary.
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posted on
09/09/2002 4:41:37 PM PDT
by
toupsie
To: Lazamataz
You make it a values campaign and try to emphasis education," Corrigan said.
To: summer
.........ping..............
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posted on
09/09/2002 4:42:42 PM PDT
by
Liz
To: PJ-Comix
Yeah, but why brag when ya have to pay for it?
To: PJ-Comix
When Janet "The Torch" Reno claims that she can "beat Bush," I don't really want to know what she's talking about.
To: lawdude
That's good. I heard she was in a real fighting mood tonight, saying that she can take it hot. "Go ahead, give me a bust in the mouth, a crack in the face..."
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posted on
09/09/2002 5:08:25 PM PDT
by
kcar
To: PJ-Comix
"You better believe I can beat Jeb Bush."
Yeah...all she needs to do is the following:
1. Make sure that all FL voters are using the butterfly ballot
2. Have enough of the mantally infirm, convicted felons and illegal aliens on hand to cancel legitimate votes cast for her opponent
3. Make sure that no military votes get counted
4. Make sure that every dead person is registered to vote absentee
5. Make sure all of those left-wing political hacks are available to recount the votes
Hell, it almost worked for Gore!!!
To: PJ-Comix
The Campaign of Janet Reno
There are strange things done in the Florida sun
By the men who moil for votes;
The campaign trails have their secret tales
That would gag most billy goats;
The southern nights have known queer sites
But the queerest they ever did know
Was that time from the muck in a pick up truck
Came the campaign of Janet Reno.
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posted on
09/09/2002 5:19:56 PM PDT
by
Ken H
To: Ken H
By the men who moil for votes; LMAO, hopefully Janet will go the way of Sam McGee.
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