Janet Reno facing possible upset in Florida (Claims She Can Beat Bush)

AP via Yahoo! News ^ | September 9, 2002 | BRENDAN FARRINGTON

[DoughtyOne]

Give her directions at night that send her off a short pier on a long drive.

[exnavy]

Can you ( I can't even believe I'm thinking this ) imagine the media play the Gov. of Fla would get if this sack of shakey bones did win!!

[anniegetyourgun]

Dear God: Please let Janet win the Dem nomimation tomorrow. Amen.

[anniegetyourgun]

That's nomination. Can't type on this new laptop keyboard....

[Theodore R.]

I believe that God has removed himself from the process of selecting a Democrat gubernatorial nominee in FL. After all, has not the FL "democracy" purged itself of God? I think that God will leave the FL "democracy" to its own reprobate minds.

[Rome2000]

The end of her pathetic political career may or may not come tomorrow, but it will come.

One less perverted murdering socialist psychopath Democrat in the world.

[Rome2000]

Neither of thes insane looking jokes have a snowballs chance in hell of beating Jeb.

They actually want to sabotage the good work Jeb and the GOP are doing in this state.

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[YaYa123]

I want her to get trounced good in the primary. Put her away once and for all, and even better, her loss will be perceived as repudiation for the Clinton administration.

[Redbob]

Let's do what we can to support Janet Reno:
McBride (or anyone else) would do much better against Jeb Bush than she.

[JulieRNR21]

I'm going to win because I feel I've got more experience at making the hard decisions in public service."

Very tough, Janet.....burning innocent children at Waco & armed kidnapping & return of Elian to Castro's dictatorship!

[Redbob]

"Yeah...all she needs to do is the following:..."

You forgot one:
6. Make sure all the New York City snowbirds also vote in Florida.

[JulieRNR21]

I want her to get trounced good in the primary. Put her away once and for all, and even better, her loss will be perceived as repudiation for the Clinton administration.

You make a good point but it would be much sweeter to defeat her in a JEB landslide in November! Besides watching her debate JEB would be great fun.

[JZoback]

...I feel I've got more experience at making the hard decisions in public service."

Yea, like stealing children in the night to send back to a commie hell hole and incinerating little children because their parents just want to be left alone.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

LOL Despite the pundents, I think she's the only candidate that can lick Bush.

OOOH! OOOO! Noooo! NOOOOO! Arrrrghhhh! Ack!

[gitmo]

Janet’s ability to lick Bush is not a political factor and its effect on the outcome of the governor’s race will be negligible.

Just think of the bumper stickers you could do with that!

[Liz]

Reno's defeat'd be a definite candidate for the Beckel Prize.

[Cato Uticensis]

Does anyone have the latest poll numbers- both of McBride vs Reno and of Jeb vs McBride?

[Husker8877]

If she were a conservative candidate, the media in the Florida area would be playing re-runs of Waco and of the Elian snatching round-the-clock.

Course there wouldn't be a Waco or an Elian-snatching if she weren't a Clinton C*****ker.

G***am Bill and Hillary Clinton and their evil minions--Janet Reno being one of the most vile to be sure.

Got to bring out my oldie again--a parody I wrote when I signed up on FR shortly after the Elian snatching:

SHAKE JANET RENO (To the Tune "Shake, Rattle and Roll")

REFRAIN:
Shake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet Reno
Shake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet Reno
The longer she stays/ The faster our freedoms go!

VERSE 1:
Billy Says Jump/ Janet says Yessiree!
"Snatch that kid/ And do it A.S.A.P.
Fire up the Osprey/ Fly'm to Fidel for me!

Like a one-eyed cat/ Winkin' at the Blue Dress goo
Hear No/ See No/ Speak No evil too
Gotta bad case/ Of the 'I don't remember' Flu!

REFRAIN:

VERSE 2: Poor Little 'Nitta/ He treated her like a Ho
"Ice that lip/ Cause honey I gotta go"
The harder she fought/ The benter his mini-pole!

Kathleen Willey/ Visitin' Clinton's home
Pawin' her over/ Gropin' until he blows
The same with Paula/ Willie just goes and goes!

VERSE 3:
DOJ/ Lookin' into such and such
Billy Boy eff's up/ Reno gotta clean it up
"The Buck Stops Here"/ (Shredded, diced and cut!)

Like a wobbly top/ Reno gotta silly walk
Clams up bigtime/ Everytime she's asked to talk
Ain't life grand/ Bobbin' on Willie's ***k!

REFRAIN:

VERSE 4:
Shakin' on account/ Of voices in her head
"Just to save'em/ Gonna have to make 'em dead"
Never gonna change/ Sleepin' in Billy's bed (eeeeew!)

Standin' with Janet/ Standin' on shaky ground
From the Red Planet/ Not just another Town
Needs no warrant/ To blow your houses down!

REFRAIN AND FADE OUT:
Shake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet Reno
Shake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet Reno
Can't do a thing/ To save Bill Clinton's soul!

[Ipberg]

Janet Reno's Girly Dance