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What if All the ZOTS Went On Strike?
Mothman
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Posted on 02/08/2003 2:07:21 PM PST by Mothman
A little bit of verse for everyone's entertainment! Courtesy of yours truly. ---------------------------------------------------------
What if All the Soldiers Went On Strike?
WHAT if all the soldiers of the world went on strike?
"Hey politicians! shoot it out 'mongst yourselves, if you like!
But as for myself, I've better things to do.
Tell me, why should I go out and die for YOU?
You've got your global agenda; but what do I care?
I've no quarrel with those poor saps over there.
Yes, I've realized that they're men just like me.
They don't really want war either--they'd rather be free.
"They're real human beings, with souls and hearts,
Not mere pieces of meat, to be blasted apart.
They've got dreams, and they've lives to live.
They've got mothers and fathers, and wives and kids.
Why, they're being controlled and brainwashed too.
They too are the Many, beaten down by the Few.
Your propaganda once strong, is now sounding feeble,
As we discover the real war is GOVERNMENTS against PEOPLE!
"No, I won't fight your God-damned war,
Won't go to die in theatres afar,
And spill my life's blood for God knows what--
doing the dirty work for fools without brains, spines nor guts.
I think I'll unionize for the world's cannon fodder,
We'll call a worldwide strike--watch the Tower of Babel totter!
And we'll shout the words loud and clear, just to spite `em:
YOU WANT TO START WARS?
WELL, YOU GO AND FIGHT `EM!"
--mothman
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posted on
02/08/2003 2:07:21 PM PST
by
Mothman
To: Admin Moderator
ahem
2
posted on
02/08/2003 2:08:36 PM PST
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(...Bismilah, NO we will not let you GO....)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
I smell... ZOT!!!
3
posted on
02/08/2003 2:10:01 PM PST
by
Camerican
To: Camerican
I see.....banned people......
4
posted on
02/08/2003 2:10:36 PM PST
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(...Bismilah, NO we will not let you GO....)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
I feel a ZoT coming on.
5
posted on
02/08/2003 2:10:47 PM PST
by
Ramius
To: Mothman
Yeah, yeah. What if we had a war and nobody came...except the crazed terrorist jihadist scum (and the world leaders that supply them with cash, weapons, etc.) who have sworn to destroy us. Hmmm?
6
posted on
02/08/2003 2:11:37 PM PST
by
demnomo
To: Mothman
What if all the cops in your neighborhood went on strike?
7
posted on
02/08/2003 2:12:08 PM PST
by
JimVT
To: Mothman
You are a pissant.
8
posted on
02/08/2003 2:12:17 PM PST
by
LibKill
(Mad, bad, and dangerous to know.)
To: Mothman
....they did go on strike....they left in droves from 93 to 2000!
9
posted on
02/08/2003 2:12:50 PM PST
by
mystery-ak
(Operation Snuggles Freedom: paid Snuggles ransom and they still won't release him...please help!)
To: Camerican
I love the smell of Zots in the morning!!!
10
posted on
02/08/2003 2:12:52 PM PST
by
Ramius
To: Ramius
Imagine there's no ***holes....
Its easy if you try....
No appeasing jerkwads....
Telling great big lies....
Imagine all the people, confronting real tyrants...
Woahohahaha.....
To: Mothman
Please step away from the bong with your hands up! We're only here to help...
12
posted on
02/08/2003 2:13:33 PM PST
by
AntiGuv
(™)
To: Mothman
Contrary to most leftist democrats the soldiers are sworn under oath, PERIOD.
But I think the lard a$$ed politicians kids should be on the front line.
To: LibKill
You are a pissant.
Naw, probably just another silly libertarian...
14
posted on
02/08/2003 2:14:01 PM PST
by
demnomo
To: Chancellor Palpatine
PACIFISTS are the PARASITES of LIBERTY
15
posted on
02/08/2003 2:14:15 PM PST
by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky.)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Bwahahaha
16
posted on
02/08/2003 2:14:20 PM PST
by
Ramius
To: Mothman
A prediction:
17
posted on
02/08/2003 2:14:52 PM PST
by
sinclair
(Hey, I just come in here for nothin'... Hope I'm not wastin' anybody's time.)
To: Mothman
We must ZOT this for the children!
18
posted on
02/08/2003 2:16:07 PM PST
by
Loyalist
To: Mothman
I prophesize that thee art histoire. I also prophesize that thee will be reduced to taking thy weekly bath tonight then schtupping Ol Bossy out on the back 40 for entertainment. (Thy right hand went on strike ages ago).
19
posted on
02/08/2003 2:18:18 PM PST
by
strela
(If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughta go back home and crawl under your bed.)
To: Chancellor Palpatine
Mothman chose the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
His little ditty was particularly offensive to me because I am the mom of a soldier and I know our troops want to be free, but they will fight to keep us free.
God bless our military so scum like Mothman can keep speaking their (feeble) minds.
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posted on
02/08/2003 2:18:24 PM PST
by
LBGA
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