Bewitched Animals and the Muslim Media

netwmd.com ^ | 1/28/2011 | Raymond Ibrahim

[forty_years]

... Consider, for starters, those conspiracy theories dealing with subversive animals:

"Iranians arrest fourteen squirrels for spying": According to Iranian state-sponsored news agency IRNA, "Intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders. The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services." (Iran has also arrested "spying pigeons" accused of working for Israel.) ...

[forty_years]

Blah-ha-ha-ha... And the apologists think these people, "think just like us." I don't know, those pigeons outside my window look awful suspicious.

[fuzzybutt]

Hey just because I am paranoid does not mean that possum is not out to get me.

[JudgemAll]

It’s another excuse of theirs for open bestiality. Don’t ask don’t tell is being repealed in Iran, I suppose.

[Fred Hayek]

And they probably check for djinns before they pass through a doorway. A seventh century pagan mentallity.

[Nowhere Man]

“We have met the enemy and he is us.” - Pogo Possum. B-)

[PGR88]

Iran has more to fear from Israeli trained cats....

[Cicero]

[The Comedian]

Headline: Monkeys Fear Squirrels

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[Mercat]

Mr. Mercat and I have known for years that squirrels are sentient extra extraterrestrials. You know those ridiculous “nests” that they have in the tops of trees in the winter? Ha!!! Those are portals to the mother ships where they sit around and eat steak and drink beer. They are only trying to raid our bird feeders so that they can look in our kitchen windows and spy on us which they do daily. And don’t get me started on pigeons.

[Mercat]

kitty ping

[Venturer]

We need to strap fake TV camera’s on every animal entering Iran
Drive the Bastids even more nuts than they already are.

[Godzilla]

Cry havoc and release the pigs of war. . .

[Biggirl]

No wonder the Middle East is blowing up again as we speak!

[The Comedian]

Today is a good day to die.
I didn't say for whom.

[Kirkwood]

[Slings and Arrows]

Once, when I was sleeping — on the floor, not on a bed — I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me.

Happen to you a lot, Achmed?

[rmlew]

Once, when I was sleeping — on the floor, not on a bed — I suddenly felt that a cat was trying to penetrate me.
A rather obscene version of a Yakov Smirnov joke just came to mind. "In Arab world {word for young cat} penetrate you. Safer to find dancing boys."

[Slings and Arrows]

That joke was from the famous Palestinan comedian, Gofaq Yusef.

[Huntress]

What about those damned rabbits?

[left that other site]

the Palis have COMEDIANS?

OMG!