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Worcester Cathedral blessing for asparagus crop criticised as 'absurd' by Anglicans
U.K. Telegraph ^ | 25 APRIL 2017 | Olivia Rudgard

Posted on 04/25/2017 7:47:40 PM PDT by vladimir998

Asparagus is so venerated in Worcester that it has been blessed in a special ceremony in the city's cathedral.

But the thanksgiving service celebrating the local crop has been criticised by other Anglicans who have called it "absurd".

The bizarre Sunday evensong service was defended by the cathedral's Precentor, who said the vegetable was "a sign of the abundant provision and generosity of God".

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor; Mainline Protestant; Religion & Culture
KEYWORDS: anglican; asparagus; blessing
Well...okiedokie.
1 posted on 04/25/2017 7:47:40 PM PDT by vladimir998
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To: vladimir998

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/25/worcester-cathedral-blessing-asparagus-crop-criticised-absurd/


2 posted on 04/25/2017 7:47:49 PM PDT by vladimir998 (Apparently I'm still living in your head rent free. At least now it isn't empty.)
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To: vladimir998

I think blessing motorcycles is absurd too, but it’s done around here.


3 posted on 04/25/2017 7:50:41 PM PDT by virgil (The evil that men do lives after them.)
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To: vladimir998

Asparagus crops accused of stalking...


4 posted on 04/25/2017 7:51:42 PM PDT by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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To: vladimir998

My Dad was born in Southbridge and raised in Springfield and Worcester.

Mass.


5 posted on 04/25/2017 7:52:16 PM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (MAGA!!!)
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To: chajin

ROFL!!!!!


6 posted on 04/25/2017 7:56:41 PM PDT by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust Conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: vladimir998

I suspect that at least some of the “other Anglicans” think the idea that God exists is absurd. Let alone that He is the fount of all blessings.


7 posted on 04/25/2017 7:56:59 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: chajin
Only by Euell Gibbons
8 posted on 04/25/2017 7:57:10 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: virgil

The motorcycles were created from God’s good earth.

Why not have them blessed as praise for God’s generosity and thanks for being able to buy one and for being safe on the road :)

I once took a z28 to confession.


9 posted on 04/25/2017 7:59:33 PM PDT by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust Conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: vladimir998

No praise for the rutabaga? That’s not inclusive!


10 posted on 04/25/2017 8:03:31 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Don't be a pessimist, be an optometrist.)
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To: vladimir998

Isn’t the whole idea of rogation days have something to do with blessing the harvests? Thanking God for providing food is probably the first thing people got religion about.


11 posted on 04/25/2017 8:14:14 PM PDT by ichabod1 (I call Obama "osama" because he damaged us far more than Osama bin Ladin ever did.)
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To: dp0622

Asparagus is just as good as a motorcycle is what I’m saying.


12 posted on 04/25/2017 8:17:28 PM PDT by virgil (The evil that men do lives after them.)
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To: virgil

Don’t indulge in either. I wouldn’t know :)

Sports cars and pizza are more my thing.


13 posted on 04/25/2017 8:19:40 PM PDT by dp0622 (IThe only thing an upper crust Conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: virgil

How about blessing backpacks? Pets?


14 posted on 04/25/2017 8:23:09 PM PDT by ichabod1 (I call Obama "osama" because he damaged us far more than Osama bin Ladin ever did.)
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To: ichabod1

And wine too.


15 posted on 04/25/2017 8:27:50 PM PDT by virgil (The evil that men do lives after them.)
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To: vladimir998

Really thanking God for all good things in life is the least we can do. Whether we need to have a service for one particular vegetable is debatable but thankfulness for everything should come in abundance!


16 posted on 04/25/2017 8:59:40 PM PDT by melsec (There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
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Maybe they were objecting because it makes your pee stink.


17 posted on 04/25/2017 9:06:24 PM PDT by oldasrocks (rump)
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To: oldasrocks

I did think of that! :)


18 posted on 04/25/2017 9:07:52 PM PDT by melsec (There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
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To: vladimir998

“Worcester Cathedral” wait, wasn’t that a tune from the 70’s sung in that nasally voice oh-bo-dee-oh-do?


19 posted on 04/25/2017 10:42:15 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them!)
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To: vladimir998
The ancient Israelites invoked God's blessing on their crops. In fact, this is the time of year for The Feast of First Fruits. We may ask God's blessing on any sinless endeavor, in Jesus's Name. This would include asparagus.
20 posted on 04/26/2017 12:44:36 AM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (I don't see a possum.)
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