To: Salvation
“Honey, does this dress make my butt look fat?”
To: Gen.Blather
"Why do you ask me that when you know I prefer you in nothing at all?"
6 posted on
08/18/2018 10:19:43 AM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea is getting cold.)
To: Gen.Blather
Yes, and lying can be avoided altogether, too...
Your Q: “Honey, does this dress make my ass look fat?”
My A: “Yes, but you can’t hide a pig in a hamster cage.”
13 posted on
08/18/2018 10:29:11 AM PDT by
faithhopecharity
( "Politicans aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
To: Gen.Blather
“Honey, does this dress make my butt look fat?”
“Of course not.” What goes unsaid is: “What makes your butt look fat is all those hot fudge sundaes, cake, and candy.”
27 posted on
08/18/2018 11:28:05 AM PDT by
KrisKrinkle
(Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
To: Gen.Blather
Well, I like big butts and I cannot lie. When my wife asks me that question, I give her a salacious leer and say, “Yes, yes it does.” De gustibus non est disputandum.
53 posted on
08/18/2018 1:05:04 PM PDT by
75thOVI
("The crews of all submarines captured should be treated as pirates and hanged". Sir Arthur Wilson)
To: Gen.Blather
“Honey, does this dress make my butt look fat?” Answer: "No, dear."
Which is completely truthful......it's not the dress' fault she's fat.
62 posted on
08/18/2018 2:13:15 PM PDT by
Repeat Offender
(While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy saints surrounded.)
To: Gen.Blather
As my lawyer once advised me,
“If you tell the truth, you’re going to jail.”
Best lawyer I ever had.
63 posted on
08/18/2018 2:17:39 PM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Gen.Blather
“Honey, does this dress make my butt look fat?”
Nah, it’s just like Kim Kardashian’s.
137 posted on
08/19/2018 5:52:26 AM PDT by
King Moonracer
(Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.)
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