Evangelical pastor quits the church, comes out—and joins OnlyFans {Wacky}

Daily Dot ^ | 25 September 2020 | Samira Sadeque

[Cronos]

I decided to become [a pastor] because of my love for performing,” she said

The showman pastoress?

[RoosterRedux]

That poor girl is innocent, I tell ya. Unfairly maligned...

[SmokingJoe]

Next stop “performing” as a porn actress?

[Red Badger]

Where is this church? I WANNA JOIN..................

[Cronos]

Laz would hit it.

[RoosterRedux]

A liberal friend in my church said "the church needs to change with the times."

Well, here ya go. If homosexuality is OK, why isn't stripping?

[dfwgator]

“Being in integrity is more important than being understood,” she wrote in a list of lessons she shared with her followers. “The only real loss is if you stop yourself from reaching your destiny.”

"Do what thou whilst shall be the whole of the law", eh?

[Fido969]

What church was this? This has a bee was feel. Invited on Kimmel? Of course, a chance to bash Christians. Wake me when Kimmel has a stripper that repented and turned to Christ. I’ll bet there are a lit more in that category.

[RoosterRedux]

Laz would have a heart attack thinking about it.

I think her church is going to be quite successful. There are a lot of Pee-Wee Hermans in the world who would love to attend this kind of church. Just keep the lights turned down low.

[L,TOWM]

Remember the HOT<-—>CRAZY Matrix gentlemen...

This one is ABSOLUTELY in the DANGER ZONE.

Those can be fun for a while...

[Gamecock]

tapping into her dream of being on stage facing an audience of thousands.

Thousands? Sound like a case for

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[coon2000]

That poor girl needs my help.

[Sans-Culotte]

Looks like she has finally found her correct vocation.

[Cronos]

This is a jokey thread, but you’ve hit a serious topic — there is a slippery slope. If a church allows divorce and then abortion, then it slips further and further and ultimately becomes like the Unitarians

[PeterPrinciple]

“ I decided to become [a pastor] because of my love for performing,” she said.

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There are quite a few of those.

[Cronos]

Gamecock —> Alex Murphy and Dr. Eckleburg disappeared (raptured) from FR way back in 2015 and 2012 respectively.

[21twelve]

I used to watch videos of some gal that I really liked preaching. She used to be a porn star, found God and married some old guy that was a preacher. She would go into the Greek and Hebrew and really get to the root of a Bible passage. I’m pretty sure she is legit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prm9qjseLHE

Hey - here she is still preaching! Dr. Melissa Scott. Just the beginning of Covid-19. “Faith in the Face of Panic”.

She sounds like she might fit in at FR. “So the regular flu has 43 million cases every year...”

[MayflowerMadam]

If the pastor is a “she”, she isn’t evangelical.

[Cronos]

"I decided to become a pastor because of my love for performing"

[jdsteel]

Physically, she looks good for 36.

But as a Stripper she’s getting in the game old. Not much of a career path left there.

Morally...she’ll eventually figure out the wages of sin.