They'll be whooping it up in San Francisco and Cape Cod tonight when they hear this.
1 posted on
08/27/2004 7:26:04 AM PDT by
Loyalist
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To: Loyalist
Spotlight on Uranus Isn't that what they're calling the Protologist's convention this year?
2 posted on
08/27/2004 7:28:05 AM PDT by
dirtboy
(Forget Berger's socks - has ANYONE searched his skin folds for classified documents?)
To: Loyalist
Bookmarked for the inevitable jokes...
3 posted on
08/27/2004 7:28:34 AM PDT by
scott7278
(Kerry/Edwards: More Affordable Hair Care for America)
To: Loyalist
Probably cracked up Herschal and Bode too "Uranus? Thy anus, you rogue!"
4 posted on
08/27/2004 7:28:40 AM PDT by
SirLurkedalot
(God bless our Veterans!!! And God bless America!!! Molon Labe.)
To: Loyalist
The name of my first rock band (60s) was "Uranus & the 4 Moons."
5 posted on
08/27/2004 7:28:58 AM PDT by
EggsAckley
(........."YO" is "OY" spelled backwards.........)
To: Loyalist
Is that the one with the rings?
6 posted on
08/27/2004 7:29:14 AM PDT by
Mr Ramsbotham
("This house is sho' gone crazy!")
To: Loyalist
Once you know which dot of light is Uranus, you might be able to find it with your eyes alone -- but only if you have excellent vision and a clear, dark sky away from city light pollution, says Newsday. Next week, once the moon is out of the way, give it a shot. I know people who can't find it with a map, both hands and a guide dog. Others have there head there.
7 posted on
08/27/2004 7:29:33 AM PDT by
Riley
(Need an experienced computer tech in the DC Metro area? I'm looking. Freepmail for details.)
To: Loyalist
THIS is an excellent Friday post. Thanks!
9 posted on
08/27/2004 7:30:33 AM PDT by
kinsman redeemer
(the real enemy seeks to devour what is good)
To: Loyalist
Please keep Uranus away from me.
Thank you.
10 posted on
08/27/2004 7:31:10 AM PDT by
jtminton
(Kerry/Edwards 2004: It's Boring in America again!)
To: Loyalist
Kerry is getting closer??
11 posted on
08/27/2004 7:31:54 AM PDT by
RockinRight
(Liberalism IS the status quo)
To: Loyalist
You know, Alan and I were recently speaking of
dying. Told me Boyd Aviation took out a lot of
insurance on him. You must have to be in some kind
of perfect health to get that kind of policy.
DR. DOLEN
Bend over and drop your pants, Mr. Babar.
FLETCH
Oh really, there's no need to --
we don't want to do that....
DR. DOLEN
Just relax....
FLETCH
Honest, I feel fine. You better be married.
Fletch looks alarmed as Dolan pushes him into position. Dolan puts on a plastic glove.
53 CLOSE - FLETCH
FLETCH
Did I say 'kidneys'? I meant my ear. Maybe I
should see an ear dahhh --
(as Dolan starts to probe from behind)
Ever serve time?
DR. DOLEN
Breathe easy....
FLETCH
Anyway, I'm surprised Alan got the policy so easily.
I know there's a history of cancer in the family.
DR. DOLEN
(noncommittally)
There is?
FLETCH
Whoa, look out there. You really need the whole fist?
DR. DOLEN
Just relax.
FLETCH
(reacts to a poke)
Gee, Alan's been looking kind of sick lately.
Is he all right?
DR. DOLEN
I can't discuss another patient. You know that.
(rising into frame and washing up)
Well, I can't find anything wrong with you.
FLETCH
I'm sure it's not for a lack of looking. Maybe
I should get a real complete physical. You give
Alan an annual, don't you?
13 posted on
08/27/2004 7:32:32 AM PDT by
al baby
(please only one screen name per person)
To: Loyalist
Uranus is getting closer? Some are getting closer than than others.
14 posted on
08/27/2004 7:33:00 AM PDT by
mingusthecat
(Mingus has again opined. Like any cat, she doesn't really care what YOU think.)
To: Loyalist
15 posted on
08/27/2004 7:33:00 AM PDT by
kenth
To: Loyalist
Is this more jokes on the kerry NASA photo? He looked like he was traveling through Uranus (or anyone's anus).
17 posted on
08/27/2004 7:35:24 AM PDT by
MP5
(Living in a van, down by the river.)
To: Loyalist
It's closer because the global warming of Earth has caused a lower pressure that is pulling Uranus a bit closer.
Blame can largely rest on the fact that Bush didn't sign up to the Kyoto treaty.
18 posted on
08/27/2004 7:35:38 AM PDT by
Barney Gumble
(http://purveyors-of-truth.blogspot.com/)
To: Loyalist
To Whom It May Concern: Keep Uranus away from me.
19 posted on
08/27/2004 7:36:25 AM PDT by
AD from SpringBay
(We have the government we allow and deserve.)
To: Loyalist
To: Loyalist
For a minute, I thought this was a thread about colon health.
21 posted on
08/27/2004 7:36:55 AM PDT by
Stag
(Kerry, Lenin, Chirac - which one doesn't belong? Kerry. The others love their country.)
To: Loyalist
Hold everything, stand up move away from the table, this should help. As in the past I heard where Uranus has appeared closer and closer for some viewers, oh the horror.
22 posted on
08/27/2004 7:37:02 AM PDT by
cav68
To: Loyalist
"Uranus is getting closer"
Your cracked.
23 posted on
08/27/2004 7:39:16 AM PDT by
Stag
(Kerry, Lenin, Chirac - which one doesn't belong? Kerry. The others love their country.)
To: Loyalist
26 posted on
08/27/2004 7:40:20 AM PDT by
alnitak
("That kid's about as sharp as a pound of wet liver" - Foghorn Leghorn)
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