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Hair salon had to remove job ad for 'happy’ stylist because it is 'discriminatory' against unhappy people(MOT satire)
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| 9/5/20
Posted on 09/04/2020 1:20:19 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
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I swear on a stack of Bibles AND a stack of Torahs this is NOT satire. I suppose all the old episodes of the Partridge Family will be pulled because of their theme song, C'mon get HAPPY? Better keep my big mouth shut or they'll get more dumbassed ideas.
To: Impala64ssa
Seems ridiculous, but you probably did have bipolar people suing under the ADA.
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posted on
09/04/2020 1:21:24 PM PDT
by
Buckeye McFrog
(Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer.)
To: Impala64ssa
Permascowls need not apply.
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posted on
09/04/2020 1:25:20 PM PDT
by
unixfox
(Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
To: Impala64ssa
So I guess ‘gay caballero’ is no longer okee dokee? :-)
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posted on
09/04/2020 1:28:04 PM PDT
by
rktman
( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
To: unixfox
To: Impala64ssa
In all truth, silly thing to put in a job advertisement. Just look fr signs of it during the interview.
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posted on
09/04/2020 1:29:07 PM PDT
by
MarDav
To: Impala64ssa
It’s discriminatory against people like me who have 0 experience working in a salon.
To: Impala64ssa
So this woman has a chance then:
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posted on
09/04/2020 1:37:11 PM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(Youth, and speed can always be overcome with experience and treachery.)
To: Impala64ssa
To: Oneanddone
A photo lab not hiring the blind was once joked about as violating ADA.
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posted on
09/04/2020 1:38:59 PM PDT
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: Impala64ssa
I don’t want to hire unhappy people, aka democrats.
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posted on
09/04/2020 1:39:15 PM PDT
by
Trillian
To: Impala64ssa
“I suppose all the old episodes of the Partridge Family will be pulled because of their theme song, C’mon get HAPPY? “
I’m okay with this, as long as we never have to hear “Shiny Happy People” by R.E.M. again.
To: Impala64ssa
“Should we change the word in case somebody thinks that they cant apply for the job because they are not a happy person?”
Yeah sure sport. They can apply all day long. Moron...
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posted on
09/04/2020 1:54:47 PM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dog is man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up. ....)
To: MarDav
Oh puhlleaasssee...
It’s a way to screen since every other way is banned.
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posted on
09/04/2020 1:55:44 PM PDT
by
goodnesswins
(The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution." -- Saul Alinksy)
To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Im okay with this, as long as we never have to hear Shiny Happy People by R.E.M. again. "Shiny happy people--" Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey! Pull that bus over to the side of the pretentiousness turnpike, all right? I want everybody off the bus. I want the shiny people over here, and the happy people over here, okay? I represent angry gun-toting meat-eating f...ing people, all right? - Dennis Leary
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posted on
09/04/2020 1:58:25 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Buckeye McFrog
Seems ridiculous, but you probably did have bipolar people suing under the ADA. This is in England. They probably have something even worse than the ADA.
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posted on
09/04/2020 2:01:04 PM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
("Women's intuition" gave us the Salem witch trials and Kavanaugh hearings. Change my mind.)
To: Impala64ssa
Next up, “must practice proper hygiene” will be discriminatory against smelly, scruffy and disheveled persons.
To: Buckeye McFrog
Looking for a mentally ill stylist who has multi color hair hates everyone and does drugs on the side
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posted on
09/04/2020 2:19:43 PM PDT
by
ronnie raygun
( Massive mistakes are made by arrogant fools; massive evils are committed by evil people.")
To: ronnie raygun
On the side?
Stylist: Excuse me, I need a fix right now
(pulls out needle and drugs, shoots up without leaving the station.)
Stylist: Ok, that’s better, now where is that shaving straight razor?
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posted on
09/04/2020 2:23:10 PM PDT
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(November 2020 I will be bathing in liberal tears..)
To: Impala64ssa
New hairdresser for Pelosi. No way that person could be happy.
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posted on
09/04/2020 2:27:04 PM PDT
by
Fido969
(In!)
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