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  • Post Post-Election Day Musings

    11/08/2018 6:08:41 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 1 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11-8-18 | MOTUS
    I listened to PDJT’s press conference on the radio yesterday. Absent all the visual theatrics I concentrated only on the verbal back and forths. I must say, the President is getting better – much better in my opinion - at handling the group of rabid hyenas that pursues him. While I’ve enjoyed all of his earlier pressers, he did have a tendency to get drawn offsides too easily by the militant hecklers posing as journalists. He’s grown much better at batting back their bleating. Case in point, Mr. Acosta’s boorish antics that resulted in the suspension of his White House...
  • Trump Lowers the Boom on Sessions Even Before the Votes Were Counted

    11/08/2018 4:39:47 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 60 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Hey, guess who’s back? – Anitfa, which is nothing more than the militant arm of the Democrat Party, had had its activities suspended in the run-up to the election, probably on orders from Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi. Now that the election has come and gone, orders have gone out for this bunch of brain-dead cretins to resume their previous assaults around the country. Isn’t that great? So, last night, a group of them assembled on the front yard of Fox News host Tucker Carlson and chanted threats at him and his...
  • (Vanity) A Surprising Spin On The 2018 Election

    11/07/2018 6:13:35 AM PST · by grey_whiskers · 24 replies
    grey_whiskers at FreeRepublic ^ | 11-07-2018 | grey_whiskers
    So the much anticipated 2018 election is over. Scott and DeSantis squeaked out wins in Florida; Beto (barely) got veto'd; McCaskill and Heitkamp are out; Menendez survived; and Keith Ellison won AG in Minnesota. And Occasional-Cortex won her House seat, in a Dem district. And, the Democrats eked out a win in the House; but it took the combined efforts of 24x7 Trump derangement in the MSM, censorship from social media, hundreds of millions of dollars from liberal billionaires, and backstabbing from the late John McCain and the retiring Paul Ryan, and around 40 GOP resignations, as well as (may...
  • BREAKING: Republican Marsha Blackburn Wins Her Senate Race In Tennessee Against Taylor Swift

    11/07/2018 6:10:20 AM PST · by sickoflibs · 15 replies
    RedState ^ | November 6, 2018 | Brandon Morse
    Despite arguably the most popular woman in pop-music pushing for her opponent, Republican Marsha Blackburn has won her Senate race in Tennesee. Pop-star Taylor Swift pushed for former Democrat Governor and current Senate candidate Phil Bredesen in early October, but to no avail. Apparently, the blue wave couldn’t overcome the red wall in Tennessee as Blackburn has walked away with the victory according to Fox News: U.S. Rep. Marsha Blackburn, R-Tenn., was projected to easily defeat former Democratic Gov. Phil Bredesen in the state’s closely watched U.S. Senate race Tuesday night, tightening the GOP’s hold on the upper chamber of...
  • American Political Revolutions Never Come Easy

    11/07/2018 5:17:22 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 14 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) This was never going to be easy. No political revolution ever progresses in a straight line. The American system – the Constitution itself – strongly agitates against rapid, radical political change of any kind. In the first two years of the Barack Obama Administration, Americans saw rapid, radical political change and rebelled against it, turning the House over to Republicans in 2010 and then the Senate in 2014. Americans again saw rapid over the past two years, as President Donald Trump reversed about 90% of the Obama era from the history books,...
  • Never, Never, Never Give Up

    11/07/2018 4:51:32 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 22 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11-7-18 | MOTUS
    If you need a cheerleader today, I’m probably not it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we held the Senate, even picked up a few seats. And there is some delayed satisfaction in the fact that all those Dems who voted against Justice Kavanaugh lost.And sure, it was delightful to watch the heartbroken MSM admit that their big Blue Wave was in reality just an annoying little drip. And since we held the Senate we still control judicial appointees which in the long game may be the money play - but for now seems like painfully delayed gratification.On the other hand the thought of...
  • DC Takes Step Toward Allowing 16-Year-Olds to Vote [semi-satire]

    11/06/2018 11:04:32 AM PST · by John Semmens · 10 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 Nov 2018 | John Semmens
    A bill to lower the voting age to 16 for all elections, both local and federal, was approved by the Judiciary and Public Safety committee of the DC City Council by a 3-0 vote. It is now slated for a full Council vote in the very near future. Council member Charles Allen sought to rebuff critics who contend that people this young don't have enough real life experience to be informed voters. "They may still live with their parents and haven't had the burden of supporting themselves, but neither have the legions of welfare recipients who currently vote," Allen pointed...
  • SOME LIBERAL THINGS (ALT.LEFT)*

    11/06/2018 8:55:52 AM PST · by AJourneyOf1000Miles · 4 replies
    RepublicBroadcasting.org ^ | December 22, 2016 | Spike
    (To the tune of “My Favorite Things”) By Je Suis Spike ________________________________________ Reigning over those we keep on short leashes Whipping a frenzy for voting with speeches Brown-colored people, tied up with red strings These are few of some liberal things. Taking from productive people who use tools Keeping so many in all their failing schools Teaching them dumb stuff to make them poor dopes These are a few of some liberal hopes Teaching the children there is no right or wrong Young girls aborting their babies all day long Keeping poor people living in crap-holes These are a few...
  • Race Day

    11/06/2018 5:22:55 AM PST · by NOBO2012
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11-6-18 | MOTUS
    And were off! It’s Race Day in America!Oh, whoops, I can see how some might think that sounds, ah, racist. And that of course will give them cover to lie, cheat, steal and rob graves in order to get their POWER back.I know that nobody here needs to be encouraged to get to the polls to stop the crazies from imposing their contract on America. But remind anyone you might run into today that the country is doing just fine without the iron vise of Democratic control.And anybody who thinks handing the reins of the House Financial Services Committee over...
  • Democrats Lose Their Voices, Clothes and Minds On The Campaign’s Final Day

    11/06/2018 4:47:00 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 9 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    Today’s Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) It’s Election Day!: I will be live-blogging it all here starting at 6:00 p.m. Central Time. Please join me in the comments section for tons of fun as the results either make me look like the smartest guy on the planet or a damn fool. Could go either way. Geez, put your clothes on, girl. – Nobody needed to see this, but I got sucker-punched by it on Monday so I don’t know why any of you should be exempt. Noted drunk and bad comic Chelsea Handler decided she could encourage Millenials,...
  • Pro Tips for Election Night Results-Watching

    11/05/2018 2:38:23 PM PST · by EyesOfTX · 22 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The Evening Campaign Update (Because The Campaign Never Ends) [I will be live-blogging the mid-term election results here starting at 6:00 p.m. Central Time Tuesday. Please join me in the comments section for tons of fun as the results either make me look like the smartest guy on the planet or a damn fool. Could go either way.] Some pro tips for Election Night Results-Watching: We may have a very good idea on how the House balance of power will end up fairly early in the evening. – A large number of the “tossup” seats in this election are in...
  • Google Rejects Blackburn Ad [semi-satire]

    11/05/2018 10:42:24 AM PST · by John Semmens · 6 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 Nov 2018 | John Semmens
    The communications giant rejected a political ad from Tennessee Republican senate candidate Marsha Blackburn because “it shows Democrats in a bad light.” The ad shows Democrat mobs engaged in several incidents of violence and threats of violence. Google did not dispute the truth of the content. Google CEO Pichai Sundararajan explained that “truth is not a defense against bad manners. Pointing out some else’s faults is not the way to start a beneficial dialog. The criticized party is not usually motivated by criticism to modify his behavior in the direction desired. Rather than allow Ms. Blackburn to waste her money...
  • Democrats Don’t Hate America, They Just Hate Everything That Makes It Great

    11/05/2018 5:52:47 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 10 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11-5-18 | MOTUS
    You’re probably tired of hearing that every election is the most important ever, but in a world where totalitarianism is increasingly and nonchalantly embraced by the Left, every election does indeed become the most important ever.So grab your cellphone and encourage those right thinking people closest to you to get out and vote, offer them a lift if need be. Encourage anybody you can to vote to keep the kind of growth President Trump has ignited in America – exactly what he promised – to continue. Vote to build the wall and stop the advancement of the wandering hordes…as well...
  • Vote Republican. It’s Your Civic Duty.

    11/05/2018 4:52:23 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 11 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The Campaign Update Week in Review (Because The Campaign Never Ends) Hey! There’s an election tomorrow! I will be live-blogging it here starting at 6:00 p.m. Central Time. Please join me in the comments section for tons of fun as the results either make me look like the smartest guy on the planet or a damn fool. Could go either way. Get out and vote for Republicans. – If you haven’t already done so, get your sorry but out to the polls tomorrow and vote Republican. Period. There is nothing to think about here. Just find that “Straight Republican” button...
  • Dems Vow to Punish Opponents of their Warped Ideology [semi-satire]

    11/04/2018 10:36:40 AM PST · by John Semmens · 5 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 Nov 2018 | John Semmens
    In what she hopes will be a clinching argument for voters to give Democrats the majority needed to control Congress, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (Calif) vowed that “strengthening penalties against those who oppose the LGBT agenda will be a top priority.” “Our society is stained by continued resistance to the rights of the LGBT community,” Pelosi complained. “We see religious adoption agencies insisting on placing children in homes with both a mother and a father. We see schools that bar boys who see themselves as girls from using the girls locker room. We see small businesses trying to get...
  • The Week in Review: No Good Deed By Donald Trump Goes Unpunished

    11/04/2018 5:17:12 AM PST · by EyesOfTX · 7 replies
    DB Daily Update ^ | David Blackmon
    The Campaign Update Week in Review (Because The Campaign Never Ends) President Donald Trump was in both Montana and Florida for rallies on Saturday. Think about that for a minute: He’s based in Washington, D.C. He gets up in the morning, gets his daily security briefing, then hops on Marine One – after chatting with the hostile fake news media for a little bit – which takes him to Joint Base Andrews. There, he boards Air Force One for the 5-hour flight out to Belgrade, Montana. He spends an hour speaking to an audience of thousands of Montanans – with...
  • Daylight Savings Time: We Win!

    11/04/2018 5:02:56 AM PST · by NOBO2012 · 57 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11*4*18 | MOTUS
    Your one “free” hour of the year arrived this morning at 2:00 AM, compliments of the powers that be. So for the time being everyone will spend the next week waking up an hour earlier than normal because small children, cats and dogs can’t tell time. As I’ve pointed out in the past, the only intelligent comment on DST I’ve ever heard was an observation generally attributed to a wise old Indian Native American:  “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer...
  • Remember Election 68: When Lyndon Johnson Was Replaced With Dick Nixon and George Wallace Nailed It

    11/03/2018 6:02:24 PM PDT · by Nextrush · 35 replies
    Nextrush Free ^ | 11/1/2018 | Nextrush/Self
    (Warning: You May Find Some Of This Offensive And Or Disturbing) "...We have been here now for twelve and one half hours by my reckoning and we still don't know who the next President of the United States is...." NBC Anchorman Chet Huntley At 7 AM Eastern Time Wednesday November 6, 1968- I was watching Chet Huntley and David Brinkley on the morning of Wednesday November 6th, 1968 as I awoke around 7 am from a short nights sleep for an eight year old, probably not much more than four and a half hours. We still didn't know who the...
  • O'Rourke Campaign Aides Discuss Illegal Aid to Caravan [semi-satire]

    11/03/2018 11:43:14 AM PDT · by John Semmens · 2 replies
    Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 Nov 2018 | John Semmens
    In one of those Veritas undercover videos, Dominic Chacon, a field manager for the O'Rourke campaign in El Paso, Texas tells Anapaula Themann, a field organizer for the O'Rourke campaign, about his efforts to get supplies to the caravan from Honduras trying to make its way into the United States. "These are all potential votes for Beto," Chacon asserted. "We've got to do whatever we can to ensure that they get here by election day. They need food and water. Beto has the money to pay for these supplies. We would be letting him down if we don't get these...
  • Somebody Else Is Going To Have To Make That Happen

    11/03/2018 6:31:29 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 12 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 11-3-18 | MOTUS
    Jane Fonda - who went to North Vietnam during the Vietnam war, speaking out against the U.S. military’s policy in Vietnam on 10 radio programs, begged our pilots to cease bombing non-military targets and appeared in an infamous propaganda photo looking for all the world like she was more than willing to shoot down American planes – kind of sort of apologized 43 years after the fact for allowing herself to be “used” by commies for propaganda purposes: “It hurts me and it will to my grave that I made a huge, huge mistake that made a lot of people...