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Bush to dump Cheney, run with Ozzy in '04
www.borowitz.com ^ | 5-6-02 | andy borowitz

Posted on 05/06/2002 7:14:12 PM PDT by cd jones

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To: Billy_bob_bob
Watch Marilyn Manson. He's smart, politically conservative, and is aware of many currents and directions going on in our society. He could be a viable candidate after he achieves adulthood.
41 posted on 05/18/2002 3:49:59 PM PDT by RightWhale
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To: cd jones
Ozzy Osbourne

Non-starter...Not %*#%ing native born.

42 posted on 05/18/2002 3:55:45 PM PDT by scouse
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To: cd jones
Actually, I'd prefer Ted Nugent.
43 posted on 05/18/2002 3:57:02 PM PDT by wattsmag2
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Hey, waitaminute.

Cheney retires from the ticket in 2004, Rice gets VP nod. In 2008, The Nuge gets tapped for the Veep slot, and the Rice/Nugent ticket sweeps all 50 states.

44 posted on 05/18/2002 4:00:03 PM PDT by Poohbah
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To: Poohbah
I can definitely live with that.
45 posted on 05/18/2002 4:01:16 PM PDT by wattsmag2
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To: wattsmag2
And "Kill it and Grill it--the Naval Observatory Edition" rockets to Number 1 on Amazon within 15 minutes of release =:o)
46 posted on 05/18/2002 4:03:05 PM PDT by Poohbah
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To: Poohbah
At least it won't be a version of Wang Dang Sweet Poontang ala Clinton.
47 posted on 05/18/2002 4:11:59 PM PDT by wattsmag2
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But the press would have a FIT when they found out The Nuge wanted to bow-hunt Katie Couric...
48 posted on 05/18/2002 4:13:25 PM PDT by Poohbah
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Ahh, but the scene would be so reminiscent of Bambi. Everyone could have tears in their eyes for a few seconds. Of course, some would be of the Crocodilian variety.
49 posted on 05/18/2002 4:16:56 PM PDT by wattsmag2
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To: Dakmar
I want to hear Cheney's version of Sweetleaf before I decide it he should swap jobs with Ozzy.
50 posted on 05/18/2002 4:17:35 PM PDT by mrfixit514
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To: cd jones
I wonder if Cheney is going to start biting of bats heads to avoid this from happening....
51 posted on 05/18/2002 4:23:55 PM PDT by Angelique
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I wonder if Cheney is going to start biting of bats heads to avoid this from happening....

Or maybe if Cheney could go down to the Alamo and urinate on it, he may possibly have a chance.....

52 posted on 05/18/2002 4:29:46 PM PDT by Joe Hadenuf
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Or maybe if Cheney could go down to the Alamo and urinate on it, he may possibly have a chance.....

You made me choke on my water from laughing so hard.

53 posted on 05/18/2002 6:08:15 PM PDT by Angelique
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