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Bush to dump Cheney, run with Ozzy in '04
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| 5-6-02
| andy borowitz
Posted on 05/06/2002 7:14:12 PM PDT by cd jones
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To: Billy_bob_bob
Watch Marilyn Manson. He's smart, politically conservative, and is aware of many currents and directions going on in our society. He could be a viable candidate after he achieves adulthood.
To: cd jones
Ozzy Osbourne Non-starter...Not %*#%ing native born.
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posted on
05/18/2002 3:55:45 PM PDT
by
scouse
To: cd jones
Actually, I'd prefer Ted Nugent.
To: wattsmag2
Hey, waitaminute.
Cheney retires from the ticket in 2004, Rice gets VP nod. In 2008, The Nuge gets tapped for the Veep slot, and the Rice/Nugent ticket sweeps all 50 states.
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posted on
05/18/2002 4:00:03 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
To: Poohbah
I can definitely live with that.
To: wattsmag2
And "Kill it and Grill it--the Naval Observatory Edition" rockets to Number 1 on Amazon within 15 minutes of release =:o)
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posted on
05/18/2002 4:03:05 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
To: Poohbah
At least it won't be a version of Wang Dang Sweet Poontang ala Clinton.
To: wattsmag2
But the press would have a FIT when they found out The Nuge wanted to bow-hunt Katie Couric...
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posted on
05/18/2002 4:13:25 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
To: Poohbah
Ahh, but the scene would be so reminiscent of Bambi. Everyone could have tears in their eyes for a few seconds. Of course, some would be of the Crocodilian variety.
To: Dakmar
I want to hear Cheney's version of Sweetleaf before I decide it he should swap jobs with Ozzy.
To: cd jones
I wonder if Cheney is going to start biting of bats heads to avoid this from happening....
To: Angelique
I wonder if Cheney is going to start biting of bats heads to avoid this from happening.... Or maybe if Cheney could go down to the Alamo and urinate on it, he may possibly have a chance.....
To: Joe Hadenuf
Or maybe if Cheney could go down to the Alamo and urinate on it, he may possibly have a chance.....You made me choke on my water from laughing so hard.
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