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Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers
The Register ^ | 5/18/05 | Lester Haines

Posted on 05/18/2005 7:38:08 PM PDT by pissant

The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why. ®

(Excerpt) Read more at theregister.co.uk ...


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KEYWORDS: energizerbunny; lol; moresleaze; orgasmicoverdose; pissant; sleaze; takethiscraptodu; yikes
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To: sweetliberty
That is the second most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life.

And I've long ago burned the only photo of me in my white prom tux so don't even ask.

81 posted on 05/18/2005 8:32:00 PM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Leftists would have no standards at all)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I'm mental OR maybe -- JUST maybe -- Miss Thomas is underrated as a lovely goddess.


82 posted on 05/18/2005 8:32:23 PM PDT by F16Fighter
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To: Texas Eagle

Oh darn!


83 posted on 05/18/2005 8:33:22 PM PDT by sweetliberty (Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
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To: arasina

Speaking of "toes" and the show on NBC, have I mentioned you make me feel like dancing? :-)


84 posted on 05/18/2005 8:35:24 PM PDT by F16Fighter
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To: sweetliberty
"Tail-gate Tilly"......neat thread until that pic came up!!!!!! (/barfoooooooooooo)
85 posted on 05/18/2005 10:55:22 PM PDT by GoldCountryRedneck (Life is so short. Play naked.)
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To: Born Conservative

Might just be trying to save on the cell phone bill ( and keep the redial button from wearing out...)


86 posted on 05/18/2005 11:05:39 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (Grant no power to government you would not want your worst enemies to wield against you.)
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To: pissant

They said they need a number....


87 posted on 05/19/2005 12:44:03 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher ("When you want to fool the world, tell the truth." ~ Otto von Bismarck)
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To: sweetliberty

WTF makes you think you need to post something like that?


88 posted on 05/19/2005 12:56:42 AM PDT by YCTHouston (Come and take it.)
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To: martin_fierro

They pulled your pic of the infamous attire!


89 posted on 05/19/2005 4:43:03 AM PDT by pissant (Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)
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To: sweetliberty; pissant; null and void; Mo1; Borax Queen; cyborg

I believe the condition she suffered is called "Le petite morte", and I've only heard tell of it a handful of times.

"The little death"


90 posted on 05/19/2005 5:25:16 AM PDT by Darksheare (Computers fear me, humans shun me, and cats love me.)
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To: pissant

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA OMG (where can I get one of those?)


91 posted on 05/19/2005 5:27:46 AM PDT by cyborg (Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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To: YCTHouston

It's photoshop.
Grow a skin.


92 posted on 05/19/2005 5:29:19 AM PDT by Darksheare (Computers fear me, humans shun me, and cats love me.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I gave them your measurements. Hope that's OK. ;o)


93 posted on 05/19/2005 5:30:13 AM PDT by pissant (Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)
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To: Darksheare

whadya mean. Happened with all my old flames...

;o)


94 posted on 05/19/2005 5:31:06 AM PDT by pissant (Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)
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To: cyborg

There's a link to the company in the origanal story. Report back on how that works out. ;o)


95 posted on 05/19/2005 5:32:35 AM PDT by pissant (Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)
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To: pissant

I call it the self silencing scream.
But that's a different story.

And.. I was making a lame attempt to be somehwhat mis-directive in what I know on the subject.
(I can neither confirm nor deny the allegations at this time...)


96 posted on 05/19/2005 5:38:56 AM PDT by Darksheare (Computers fear me, humans shun me, and cats love me.)
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To: pissant

So next time when I say I have a quagmire in my pants, I'll really be telling the truth? Or when really foul,nasty customers are yelling at me and I'm smiling, they'll wanna know why I'm so happy :D


97 posted on 05/19/2005 5:39:45 AM PDT by cyborg (Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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To: cyborg

LOLOLOL. You kill me!


98 posted on 05/19/2005 5:42:32 AM PDT by pissant (Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)
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To: Darksheare

Dude, you are too well known 'round here to deny any deviant knowledge!


99 posted on 05/19/2005 5:43:40 AM PDT by pissant (Pissant - Life coach extraordinaire)
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To: arasina
Yankee Clipper?

Yep. That's him.
Actually, I've found the culprit to have been an extension I use with my Firefox called "Autocopy". It copies whatever you highlight...no right click necessary. It had somehow become disabled making the previous cut, the current cut and when I pasted without Previewing....blech.

100 posted on 05/19/2005 5:44:43 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (If you only knew the powerrrrr of the Tagline.)
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