Posted on 06/01/2005 8:07:19 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It’s Pied Piper Pitt’s WORST nightmare. Scamdy has left Johns Hopkins Hospital (according to Scamdy) and is now posting in DUmmieland as you can see (UPDATE: Thread ELIMINATED by Skinner) in this THREAD titled, “Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?” Actually, Scamdy, the only thing I really want to guess is why the April 27 FAX posted by your cheerleader Pitt as “proof” that you have pancreatic cancer was able to accurately predict back then that you would have surgery on the week of May 23 when it was ORIGINALLY scheduled for May 10. Perhaps Mrs. Harasaki is the one who sent the FAX and possesses some sort of psychic powers to look into the future since it wasn’t until almost two weeks AFTER the FAX was sent that your surgery was rescheduled to the week of May 23. However, welcome back Scamdy. Your recovery has been truly miraculous. In fact you were even able to make cell phone calls and sing Broadway show tunes from your ICU and even make a few posts on the Web even though Pitt has recently threatened to “smash you” if you make more posts in DUmmieland. UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! Apparently Skinner is also quite FRIGHTENED by Scamdy’s appearance in Dummieland since he just tossed this whole thread down the Memory Pitt. Unfortunately for Skinner most of that thread has been PRESERVED here on the DUmmie FUnnies. As usual the jolly healthy Andy Stephenson posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how many more of Scamdy’s posts will be tossed down the DUmmieland Memory Pitt, is in the [brackets]:
Anyone want to guess who the former Mrs. Harasaki is?
[The person who sent that Faux Fax that you suckered Pied Piper Pitt into posting on the Web as "proof” that you had pancreatic cancer?]
Guess why this is important and you win a big door prize. First right guess gets a cupie doll.
[That’s KEWPIE Doll and I award those to DUmmies who have a very brief moment of mental clarity. Such an award will be given to the first DUmmie to wonder how someone who supposedly had pancreatic cancer surgery has managed to remain as incredibly active as you have been, Scamdy.]
Andy ... how ARE you doing? Shouldn't you be resting?
[Resting? Hell no! Scamdy is feeling so chipper on the heels of his pancreatic cancer surgery that he is happily belting out Broadway show tunes on his cell phone from his ICU.]
Yeah Andy. How are you feeling these days?
[MUCH BETTER than Pied Piper Pitt. That’s for sure! Pitt has been spending all his time recently on his knees staring mesmerized at Scamdy’s zipper while waiting to be fed the latest bogus document that pops out of Scamdy’s toaster.]
Not feeling so great...
the incision will hurt for at least 4 weeks...then I get to have chemo and radiation. Fuuuun!
[The Fuuuun begins when you hit up DUmmieland again for money to pay for the chemo and radiation therapy.]
Who ta hell is Harasaki? Isn't it past your bedtime?
[Why should Scamdy hit the sack when he is so full of energy and other things?]
I am in too much pain to sleep. got out of the hospital today and the bed I am in is...well not as comfortable as the Hopkins bed was.
[Scamdy is not comfortable in his hotel bed. Please send money now for Scamdy to stay in a 5-Star hotel room.]
Got drugs?
[Better hope that Pied Piper Pitt doesn’t have drugs or we might have an OD case.]
yes but not as good as those delivered intravenously.
[Especially those drugs delivered via an intravenous rectal intrusion, Scamdy.]
Happy to see you in back in the game mode Andy!
[Just like he was back in ICU.]
I bet it was the surgeon, yes! and she was married to some other doctor but fell in love with Andy and got divorced and now she's the current Mrs. Andy Stephenson! And now that he's coming off the morphine he's thinking maybe he made a mistake.
[Yes, definitely a mistake. If Scamdy found himself married to Petra Verkaik he would also find himself in a state of deep revulsion. Now…if that fantasy included marriage to Pied Piper Pitt, that would be so much more romantic to Scamdy.]
God I hope not the former Mrs H is well lets just say not the marryin type. Her chidren have been known to desecrate church sancturaries.
[Which is worse: desecrating church sanctuaries or scamming people on the Web?]
Madam, you are admirable, and I have no doubt you were, and are, a delightful and loving mother.
Nobody is perfect, but we try to do the best we can, and it seems to me any child of Bev Harris would be a pretty good child.
Probably loads and loads better than I turned out.
Thank you, sir. I'm usually playing catch-up, so I do things that won't indicate how seriously behind I am :)
Ok,
The reason I ask, if he is already out of the hospital(hard to believe), I wonder if it can be re-routed to wherever he is now.
Nope, it comes back to me, rejected by the Proctological Department at Johns Hopkins.
After which I will U.S. mail P-J all the receipts and the regular telegram--sent on the finest linen parchment paper, suitable for framing.
Perhaps P-J has an empty spot on his wall?
These documents won't disappear down the "Memory Pitt."
I raised two sons and I can assure you they both made poor choices. Actually what you said he did is nothing.
<<had great parents, wonderful parents.
<<made some VERY bad mistakes in life, catastrophic mistakes.
<<but unlike Andyites and DUmmies, paid for mistakes.
As I said on the other thread, disgusting POS. I want to know what Pitt thinks of his sick, dying buddy now. That's how he has decided to spend his recovery time or possibly his final months, Pitt. You must be proud of him, and very pleased with all the work you did to help get him the best care available.
I'm sure they are not looking for it. It would, however, be to their benefit to have received it. Don't you think?
I guess I am out of the loop... So you have been raising money for your project. At what point did the Dummies start accusing you of ripping them off?
And how is that tied in with the current Andyscam and them threatening you?
The stated purpose for the $50,000 fund raise we did in November was to pay for public records requests. We raised that amount and spent that amount on the FOIA actions. Note that at no time did any funds go to "Bev Harris." They went only into the nonprofit 501c(3), for the purpose intended, and the funds were applied as stated. You have apples and oranges here: Black Box Voting Inc.(not "Bev Harris), which is directly accountable to the IRS via form 990, and Andy Stephenson, an individual, not registered with the state, who routed donations into his personal checking account and has no requirement to publicly disclose how much he brought in, or what he spent it on.
Fair enough, Bev. I hear ya. By mentioning the figure of $50,000 from the BBV appeal of last November, I was not implying that that appeal was dishonest. My point was that Andy Stephenson, who when he worked with you was described as "Bev Harris' right-hand man"--that Andy learned how to raise $50,000 in a hurry through the liberal/progressive network. The problem of accountability is amplified greatly with Andy's own recent appeals, as you correctly point out.
Also, in the Google cache of the now-defunct http://www.talion.com/dudley-2.htm website, I noticed that as part of your Talion/Red Dog enterprises you wrote a couple of reports called:
How to Unbezzle a Fortune (employee fraud and embezzlement recovery)
How to Raise a Cash Cow (non-traditional ways to raise money)
If Andy picked up some knowledge along these lines during his time with you (not to mention the fundraising experience he picked up during his WA SOS run), then he might be using this knowledge wrongly to help him pull off these recent appeals.
Amazing isn't it?
Less than a week ago, some were worried about the posting of personal info. Now they do this, posting personal info about people not even remotely involved. Hyocrites.
Well, if the Andyites don't go down into the mail room and find that telegram and sign the receipt, we are right back to square one.
Right back to where we were--gulp!--the evening of April 28.
Because without that signed return receipt (or the notation by Johns Hopkins that the telegram was offered the patient, but rejected), how do we know if the patient had ever even been in Johns Hopkins?
And so, wearily, we have to start all over again, 250,000+ views and 8,000+ comments all over again, to figure out what happened, because the patient was not at Johns Hopkins.
As formidable as this task seems to us, however, remember it would be 10,000 times more formidable for the Andyites.
And so it is to the best advantage of the Andyites that they find the thing, and sign it--it would save us a little bit of trouble, and the Andyites, a whole lot of trouble; a whole mountain-range of trouble.
Heh-heh! DUFU trumps DUmmies every time!
I took it for the truth when the Hopkins operator told me someone by his name(and spelled the same)was there. Now I regret not following up further.
I'd like to see the post of Will Pitt denying that stuff was ever posted.
Does anyone have a link?
Andy, Will and I told you: Get back in that bed or we'll smash your arms!!!
All I saw Pitt ask was, where is the thread, because he couldn't find it. Skinner had already scrubbed it. I'll see if I can find that one. If there is something else from him, I haven't seen it.
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