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Every little bit hurts
Iowahawk ^ | 9/14/05

Posted on 09/14/2005 6:09:47 AM PDT by StoneGiant

Every Little Bit Hurts

Iowahawk Special Guest Commentary
by Joshua Markos Mikos Atrios
For the Angels of Indignation

Two weeks ago, millions of Americans watched in horror as the city of New Orleans was savaged by the relentless, pollution-fueled fury of Hurricane Katrina. Later, we witnessed the human rights atrocity as George Bush's incompetent racist henchmen dynamited the levees, unleashing a tidal wave of contaminated Halliburton turdwater which forced thousands of our fellow citizens to flee into the dank slave ship-like bowels of the Superdome.

Now, as the floodwaters recede, the survivors of Bush/Katrina face an even greater danger: the danger of complacency. Even as you read this, Chimpy's pals in FEMA and the Red Cross are buying off evacuees with food and cheap blankets and debit cards, slowly robbing the survivors of God's most precious gift -- the gift of focused political rage.

The statistics are staggering. If we do not act soon, tens of thousands of Katrina victims will soon succumb to false hope. Many will return to Louisiana and begin rebuilding, lacking even the most basic idea of BushCo's culpability. Worse, many other poor and minority survivors will remain where they are, anonymously absorbed into the overwhelmingly Repugnican districts that were suspiciously ready to "set up" evacuee "help" "centers."

That's why we in the online progressive community have teamed up to form the Angels of Indignation, a new charity dedicated to getting the survivors of Bush/Katrina disaster back off their feet and on the road to class action.  Angels of Indignation is proudly supported by a coalition of some of the top reality-based political sites -- sites like FrenzyBloc, RetardedChimp, Don't Bogart That Truth, BushTard, ConspiraScream, Puke Uprising, Dubyacide, Sanity Underground, Zit Popper, ScreamPukeRageScream, Screamette, and my own online community diary, The Daily Shriek.

Together, we represent the "can-do" sites that millions of progressives like you turn to for clear, level-headed political insight and activism to help you survive the coming holocaust schemes of the Rupugnican Xtian Jihadis in Washington. And now, we are asking for your financial help on behalf of the needy people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast. As you think about your decision, please consider just a few of the things Angels of Indignation  can achieve with your one-time contribution of $100 :

And that's just for $100; just think of what larger contributions can accomplish! For example, your generous gift of $1000 will make a thoughtful campaign donation for a needy progressive Senator on an important investigative committee; a Founder's Level gift of $10,000 will retain a top plaintiff's attorney for almost two days.

Whatever level you choose, your gift will prove the cynics wrong: sometimes a tragedy can bring out the best in people, as we all unite in a joyous harmony of blame. So please, give what you can, whether it is $10,000, $100, or even $1. In the fight against premature Hurricane recovery, every single bit hurts the cause of the illegal BushCo regime.

PS - remember, your gift is probably completely tax deductable. At least according to Al Franken and the Air America lawyers.

 


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: iowahawk; katrina; satire

1 posted on 09/14/2005 6:09:49 AM PDT by StoneGiant
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To: StoneGiant

Satire?


2 posted on 09/14/2005 6:17:03 AM PDT by rllngrk33 (The RATs and Media are the enemy.)
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To: StoneGiant
Later, we witnessed the human rights atrocity as George Bush's incompetent racist henchmen dynamited the levees, unleashing a tidal wave of contaminated Halliburton turdwater which forced thousands of our fellow citizens to flee into the dank slave ship-like bowels of the Superdome.

I wonder if Halliburton will ever start bottling its contaminated turdwater...what a great gift idea!

3 posted on 09/14/2005 6:18:16 AM PDT by Dark Skies ("The sleeper must awaken!")
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To: rllngrk33
Satire?

If you have to ask, you won't really enjoy it.

4 posted on 09/14/2005 6:19:29 AM PDT by Dark Skies ("The sleeper must awaken!")
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To: StoneGiant

Is it real or is it Memorex?

I can't tell!


5 posted on 09/14/2005 6:23:00 AM PDT by headsonpikes (The Liberal Party of Canada are not b*stards - b*stards have mothers!)
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To: Dark Skies
I'm pretty sure it's satire but it sounds so much like the real thing. Rush has been saying the left is cracking up but it wasn't evident when he started saying it. Now it's obvious.

The hatred the left has for Bush makes the Right's dislike of Clinton seem like a love fest.

6 posted on 09/14/2005 6:34:10 AM PDT by rllngrk33 (The RATs and Media are the enemy.)
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To: rllngrk33
...the left is cracking up...

Yep, completely unhinged. It would be embarrassing to watch if it weren't so darned hilarious.

7 posted on 09/14/2005 6:37:57 AM PDT by Dark Skies ("The sleeper must awaken!")
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To: StoneGiant

Good satire.


8 posted on 09/14/2005 6:59:55 AM PDT by KC_Conspirator (This space outsourced to India)
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To: StoneGiant
...slowly robbing the survivors of God's most precious gift -- the gift of focused political rage.

Its great to see the hawk back on a regular basis!!

9 posted on 09/14/2005 8:11:32 AM PDT by Interloper
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To: StoneGiant; ImaGraftedBranch

With the Left these days, it's hard to tell what is and what isn't satire anymore. And that's just sad.


10 posted on 09/14/2005 8:40:08 AM PDT by Ultra Sonic 007 (We DARE Defend Our Rights [Alabama State Motto])
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To: All
... and, from BlameBush.com... 

 

Bush Tours New Orleans, Hides 10,000 Bodies

If Bush is to blame for such a high death toll, then shouldn't he also get the credit for the number of casualties being so low?

That's the question my neo-con niece asked me yesterday afternoon right before I dropped her off on the turnpike. Naturally, I blew it off as the ignorant bleatings of a brainwashed Nazi larvae. But as her wailing visage grew smaller in my rear view mirror, I couldn't help but wonder if she had clumsily stumbled onto something.

The staggeringly high body count in the latest of Bush's hurricanes was a monument to his incompetence, if not his intense hatred for blacks. Compassionate democrats had looked forward to surfing the tide of human suffering all the way to the 2008 elections. Now, with the number of casualties significantly lower than the 10,000 we had counted on, many of us are left wondering where it all went right.

Granted, 279 dead is nothing to sneeze at. Democrats might be able to milk it for a few votes, but nowhere near what they need to repeal Bush's tax cuts and put the Hillary-Obama ticket over the top in 2008. Sadly, we soon may have to face the undeniable truth that a good deal of people survived Hurricane Katrina.

Very convenient for the Shrub, isn't it?

Almost TOO convenient.

 

This would really be funny stuff if it weren't being uttered by real people at DU.

11 posted on 09/14/2005 9:50:51 AM PDT by StoneGiant (Power without morality is disaster. Morality without power is useless.)
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