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DUmmie FUnnies 10-11-07 ("There's no doubt that the US is now under Facism")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 11, 2007 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/11/2007 11:00:04 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

One of the prevailing beliefs among the DUmmies is that Bushitler has instituted, or is in the process of instituting, a fascist (or "facist," in DUmmiespell) state. You know, totalitarian, no freedoms, no dissent, reeducation camps, the whole nine yards. That is the thesis for DUmmie nadinbrzezinski's THREAD, "Essential reading for those who still think we do not live." (For the title of this DUFU, though, I have chosen the FUnnier and more descriptive first reply, "There's no doubt that the US is now under Facism.") Of course the supreme irony here is that in a TRULY fascist state, these moonbats would not be able to post such a thread! But DUmmies never let the facts get in the way of an opportunity to spread the dread of the BFEE (Bush Family Evil Empire). What is surprising, though, in this thread is that several of the DUmmies don't buy it! So let's settle back and watch the oppressed DUmmies use their freedom of speech to claim that they don't have any, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering whether PJ-Comix has been carted off to Club Gitmo, is in the [brackets]:

Essential reading for those who still think we do not live in a fascist state, or best case scenario a protofascist state . . . . Now go and read these things and educate yourself. . . .

[DUmmie nadinbrzezinski posts a bunch of links to literature she would not able to post or read in a fascist state, thus immediately defeating her own argument.]

Theres no doubt that the US is now under Facism. . . .

[Henry Waxman is in trouble then.]

The only question... is weather it can be undone or not. . . .

[Even the weather is under the control of Bushco! It's the Karl Rove Wacky Weather Machine! See Katrina.]

I will not be shocked if tomorrow I cannot access the web, or leave the country. . . .

[Then leave the country TODAY, before it's too late! Puh-leeeze!]

Ridiculous. . . . Posts like this make DU look, well, ridiculous.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!]

Have you read any of the above tittles?

[DUmmie nadinbrzezinski challenges the skeptical Truthiness Inspector to read her tittles.]

I'd recommend you go read Naomi Wolf's first, she writes well and is aproachable. . . .

[Is that the one where Naomi advises Algore to wear earth tones and look like an alpha male?]

totalitarian states do not switch the lights off on fredom overnight. It takes years... and it is a slow process.

[At this rate Bushco will have completed instituting a totalitarian state by, oh, the year 2525.]

I gave you the tip of the iceberg on required readying.

[Ready it quick, before the iceberg melts!]

First Ammendment . . . Fourth Ammendment . . . Those are the chief ones under attack right now.

[Of course the DUmmies don't care one whit about the Second Amendment or the Tenth Amendment. And they don't even like the "free exercise of religion" part of the First.]

we are going through the "frog in a pot" scenario.

[I think we're going through the "pot in a bong" scenario.]

there were those in Germany who were in equal states of denial. . . . At some deep level, we *all* know we're being moved along into a fascist state, and the underlying fear causes all kinds of reactions -- some of which are to throw darts at the messenger.

[The very fact that some DENY we are moving into fascism is PROOF that we are! And if you throw darts at me for saying so, that too is proof! We all know it!]

Self delete, safari is behaving weird

[Aha! They're starting to shut down the Internet! "First they came for safari. . . ."]

This Jewish friend thinks I am extreme in suspecting that the 9/11 official story has holes in it, and she doesn't want to hear about these fascist comparisons, either.

[Of course! She's a Neocon! MIHOP! LIHOP! Beware of the JOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!]

How far things will be allowed to go is the big question that has me sleeping very poorly of late.

[You think YOU'RE having problems?! Will Pitt hasn't slept since April of '05!]

This is the kind of fascism that is.... currently disguised as something else. . . .

[Like . . . freedom.]

most folks think a fascist state implies secret police (check), Private Armies( Check), a cowwed media (check...), a cowed judiciary (well on our way), a cowed Legislature (Yep))... and I could go on . . .

[. . . until the cowed come home.]

I expect Air America to soon be off the air. . . .

[The fascists are FORCING people to turn their dials to other stations!]

I also expect demonstrations to be increasigly impossible to organize. . . .

[If all 43 of you loons would agree on who gets to hold the bullhorn, it would go a lot easier.]

This is just embarrassing.

[SILENCE! DON'T DISRUPT OUR THREAD ABOUT FASCISM!]

The myth of a free press died with the assassination of JFK --- everything changed after that ---

[And where was young George W. Bush on November 22, 1963? "Somewhere" in Texas. I rest my case.]

What we may be experiencing is a "fascist movement" without the overt reactionary authoritarianism.

[A fascist state without the fascism. What will those b*st*rds think of next?!]

I fear reprisal. Not now. Not tomorrow. But when/if the Bush/Cheney dictatorship decide they will not go quietly off to Paraguay in 2009, they're going to come looking for people like me.

[Off to detention camp with you! Even if it takes a third or fourth term!]

You wouldn't be allowed to post that in a real fascist state.

[SHHHH!!! YOU'RE RUINING OUR FANTASY!]

You are free to step outside your door and say anything you like. You can say anything here - and people do! Every day! And so far no DUers have been rounded up. It's hyperbolic drama-queen hysterics to claim we're in a fascist, totalitarian state.

[Yeah, well . . . it . . . it COULD happen!]

7.- Target key individuals... Dan Rather... Donahue, and those are just the begining of this. . . .

["First they came for Dan Rather. . . ."]


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"First they came for PJ-Comix." He's not here today. Hmmm. . . .
1 posted on 10/11/2007 11:00:14 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP?


2 posted on 10/11/2007 11:03:19 AM PDT by Duke Nukum (He burns at the center of time and he sees the turn of the Universe.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

IB4TP!


3 posted on 10/11/2007 11:03:42 AM PDT by SouthernBoyupNorth ("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

Ping!


4 posted on 10/11/2007 11:04:52 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Who will be "In Before The Facism Is Complete"?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

No time to post a picture of Harry Reid trashing Rush Limbaugh, private citizen...


5 posted on 10/11/2007 11:06:18 AM PDT by weegee (NO THIRD TERM. America does not need another unconstitutional Clinton co-presidency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

1st after the ping!


6 posted on 10/11/2007 11:06:20 AM PDT by Huntress (Those who surrender liberty for security will have neither. --- Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Charles Henrickson
What is the pathology that begs for, and desperately wants pain, tribulation, and anguish?

Or could it be they are just bored and spoiled in such a free and prosperous nation?

7 posted on 10/11/2007 11:07:13 AM PDT by roses of sharon
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10!


8 posted on 10/11/2007 11:08:10 AM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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To: Charles Henrickson

top 10


9 posted on 10/11/2007 11:09:25 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (Cleveland Indians 2007, Fred Thompson 2008)
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To: Charles Henrickson
He's right....the Democrat-Congress is a fascist organization, without a doubt.

They, with their MSM Propaganda Machine, are forcing us to have serious "air pollution" with their mantra being repeated over and over and over over and over and over over and over and over..........

10 posted on 10/11/2007 11:09:56 AM PDT by traditional1 ( Fred Thompson-The ONLY electable Republican Candidate)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The only question... is weather it can be undone or not. . . .

Let's experiment with the punctuation of this misspelling a bit, shall we?

The only question is weather. It can be undone, or not.

LOL!

It thus becomes a discussion of Global Warming! :-)

11 posted on 10/11/2007 11:10:53 AM PDT by TChris (Cartels (oil, diamonds, labor) are bad. Free-market competition is good.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The myth of a free press died with the assassination of JFK --- everything changed after that ---

Actually the Socialists ran wild after that point in history. The DNC of today is not the DNC that elected JFK.

Ted Kennedy's politics are nothing like those of his more famous brother.

RFK Junior's politics ("you are a traitor to America if you deny man made global warming...") are not mainstream.

12 posted on 10/11/2007 11:11:16 AM PDT by weegee (NO THIRD TERM. America does not need another unconstitutional Clinton co-presidency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 5,000!


13 posted on 10/11/2007 11:11:48 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I prefer Bodyism to Facism as an ideology.


14 posted on 10/11/2007 11:11:50 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that so many self-proclaimed "Constitutionalists" know so little about the Constitution?)
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To: wideawake

"Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus but it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car!"

15 posted on 10/11/2007 11:14:48 AM PDT by dfwgator (The University of Florida - Still Championship U (At least we didn't lose to Stanford))
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To: Charles Henrickson

Some like their MIHOP and some like the LIHOP, but I will alway prefer IHOP for the French Toast.


16 posted on 10/11/2007 11:16:18 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Charles Henrickson
DUmmies better NOT be readin’ my tittles!

Mr. Ditter will fix their wagons!

17 posted on 10/11/2007 11:19:17 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Army Air Corps
Some like their MIHOP and some like the LIHOP, but I will alway prefer IHOP for the French Toast.

Prepare for your banning. We only eat American Toast.

18 posted on 10/11/2007 11:21:29 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Example of DUfus logic:

Proof that the U.S. is Facist (sic)

1. ‘Fascism’ is derived from the Italian ‘fascio’, which means ‘bundle of sticks’.
2. A ‘bundle of sticks’ is also called a ‘f@gg*t’.
3. The U.S. is a homophobic country.
4. The U.S. is anti-f@gg*t, and thus ‘anti-bundles-of-sticks’.
5. The suffix ‘ist’ denotes opposition to something inferior, as in ‘racist’ or ‘sexist’.
6. Thus, we have conclusive proof that the U.S. is ‘Fascist’.


19 posted on 10/11/2007 11:22:08 AM PDT by rfp1234 (Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Thanks for the ping.

7.- Target key individuals... Dan Rather... Donahue, and those are just the begining of this.

Dan showing his bias by using a thoroughly discredible source as an anonymous "unimpeachable" source was the VRWC fault? And Donahue bombing likewise was the VRWC fault? Amazing.

20 posted on 10/11/2007 11:22:39 AM PDT by techcor
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