Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

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[OL Hickory]

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he lept on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

[meatloaf]

I usually get rid of only the ones smart enough to get a steel garbage can lid off. Of course a few more may be “encapsulated” before I get the smart one out of the gene pool.

[meatloaf]

I like to get it over fast. None of the coons I took care of had to swim.

[goat granny]

LOL When the pond dried up (due to a neighbor deciding to pump of his 10 acre 15 foot deep conststuction sand pit and I had to dig a new well) then I had to to shoot. My other neighbor corrected me in shooting a coon still in the trap. He came over with a air gun, stunned the animal, dumped it out of the trap then shot it. He was concerned about a riccochet. Coons are horrible....not even cute.

[dighton]

Great pic! Pass along my compliments to the artist.

[Savage Beast]

My wife and I came across an adorable baby raccoon alone in the wilderness, apparently abandoned. It was very appealing. I insisted that we leave it where it was. I felt bad because it would have been easy prey for predators. But it is possible that its mother might find it and rescue it. And anyway the risk of rabies is far too great to do otherwise.

It's easy to understand why they spread rabies among themselves so readily. They seem to fight constantly. At our home in the wilderness we can hear them in the night.

[PLMerite]

“Don’t stick yer Johnson into anything with teeth.”

Which begs the punchline:

“With gums like that, who would?”

[Bigg Red]

Okay. Thanks for the info.

[wardaddy]

they were tearing the screens off the boat and refusing to leave...over and over...tried water and throwing crap at them and hollering....they were in a remote cove on a TN mt lake and little fear of uprigt primates

i went outside and got close and hollered at the boar and he lurched up and bit me nicely on my hand

i went inside and came back out with my 10” fixed blade Gerber and killed him

never had much trouble with coons except in my cans and usually a few shots in the butt with my .177 Crossman will run them off

i was taken aback that sucker bit me like that.....i’ve since learned they will chew yer ass up if riled

[RichInOC]

“Hold my vodka and watch this...”

[cubreporter]

Sorry for your injury. Clearly, they are a force to be reckoned with. Yipes.