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DUmmie FUnnies 06-15-10 ("Does what we do at DU matter?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 15, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/15/2010 4:51:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Self-doubt can be a crippling thing. When one does not know whether what one is doing is making one iota's bit of difference, one begins to wonder: All the keyboard pounding, all the wailing and moaning, all the ranting and raving--to what end? Are we making any difference in this wacky world of ours?

So it is for our little friends in DUmmieland, as today we drop in on their latest exercise in navel-gazing, here in this THREAD, "Does what we do at DU matter?"

The DUmmie comments are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, in awe of all that the DUmmies have been able to accomplish--namely, hours of endless entertainment!--is in the [brackets]:

Does what we do at DU matter?

["Does it matter"? Does it MATTER?? DOES IT MATTER??? . . . No.]

I wrote a similar headline a few weeks ago, only it bridged toward the negative, saying it didn't seem to matter. Not long after posting the OP I got my very first email from our commonwealths' senator, John Kerry. It might have been a coincidence; but I doubt it.

[John Kerry has your back.]

Along the same vein, signing petitions matters, so keep it up.

[Write a LTTE too! That'll get things done! DUAC! DUAC!]

I sometimes feel like we are just venting or talking to each other. . . .

[No way! You are reaching THOUSANDS of people--and giving them good laffs--through the DUmmie FUnnies!]

Some are paid to do so [read this stuff] and to try to insert RW talking points in threads with progressive ideas.

[No way again! Most LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS do it for FREE!]

Remember Elizabeth Edwards once posted here, so if she and John (in better days) were reading what we say, you can be sure many others are too.

[Elizabeth Edwards? LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! That's the real reason, btw, she and John are getting divorced.]

I suspect this is a training ground for Heritage Foundation (and the like) interns. Our current crop of "visitors" are fairly obvious, IMHO, but some are damn skillful.

[Thanx! And I say that on behalf of our VAST ARMY of LFTs!]

sometimes I get so filled with despair I want to climb under my bed and play with the dust bunnies.

[I'm glad you found somebody to play with, ben.]

Let me reiterate: PEOPLE IN DC ARE NERVOUS

[Let me reiterate: PEOPLE IN DU ARE NUTS!]

yes: the highly recommended threads _plus_ the galvanized actions of members

[Or, in South Carolina, their Alvinized actions.]

I've noticed what some people say here ends up in the press. . . .

[Like that Rove indictment, for instance.]

Think "6 degrees of separation". We're maybe a "degree" or two away from journalists, staffers, and lobbyists.

[Maybe you're a degree or two away from the men in the white coats.]

the pressure often comes from the internet before it hits the newspapers. When there is a buzz.

[The DUmmies often have a buzz.]

Before becoming disabled, I worked at 4 radio stations, a TV station and a newspaper.

[In other words, you kept getting fired.]

Yes, I am sure the big shots from the hill are all watching DU. Gosh they are dying to know the weather reports in various neighborhoods around the country, they need to read the 10,000 versions of the same thing (the oil leak is making me sad), they can't go on without reading how so and so's surgery turned out, hope to catch pics of cute animals. . . .

[I detect a note of sarcasm. Please continue, DUmmie JNelson6563 . . .]

Lord knows there probably are no drama queens on the hill so if one really needs serious drama, you just can't beat DU.

[I think Bawney Fwank qualifies as a queen on the Hill. But do go on . . .]

Sorry but one can witness self absorbed attention whores anywhere and as far as political discussion, unless they are looking for barbiturate left ad nauseum, hardly seems worth it for really busy people to get political feedback here. . . . Julie--who never ceases to marvel at peoples' self-important notion of DU.

[Congratulations, Julie, aka DUmmie JNelson6563! You win today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®!]

It's too bad that there are trolls on the message boards either by nature or paid by right wing operations who dilute our efforts to maintain a strong presence and who too often succeed in getting some of DUs more talented members tomb stoned over the years.

[Is that what got Will Pitt tombstoned? So are you suggesting that DUmmie bobbolink, aka Bobo the Hobo, is a . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLL??? Where IS Will, anyway? Where is Bobo the Hobo? Still posting?]

I hope this is read. . . .

[I hope this is Red, as in Bolshevik Red.]

I had never known how wide a reach we have on DU until you google something & it comes up!

[I had never known how wide a retch we have on DU until you gargle something & it comes up!]

DU is referenced, I am sure, many times and google searches are full of them. . . .

[Now try googling "DUmmie FUnnies"! 55,000 results! Hee! Hee!]

Just because we may be Liberals doesn't mean we walk in lock step.

[No, we sit at our computers and stamp our little feet!]

For me, DU is an "information watering hole."

["Did somebody say 'watering hole'?" --Pitt]

The consequence of this burgeoning awareness shifts our sense of responsibility beyond simply fulfilling the common duties of a 'good citizen,' such as keeping ourselves informed through corporate media sources, supporting and voting for candidates that represent at least some of our interests. Now our responsibility is to inform ourselves through a variety of sources, to investigate for ourselves contradictory claims, to share information with others around us, to build bridges between otherwise desperate groups, to find common aims and strategies to not only inform ourselves and one another but to begin to build a new paradigm of political consciousness that can become a force. What we need is a critical mass of awareness that can begin to challenge the under belly of 'deep' politics, first by exposing it for what it is, how it operates, what its agendas and strategies are and, second, by finding alternatives to them.

[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...........]

I so often feel like Don Quixote tilting at windmills. . . .

[To dream . . . the impossible dream . . .]

DU gets my stamp of approval!

[The Good Nuthouse Stamp of Approval!]

meh.

[pfft.]

I wonder what could actually be accomplished with the energy that's wasted in all the furious posting?

[Think of all the basements that could be cleaned!]

It matters as much as a fart in a windstorm.

[Sorry, only one Kewpie Doll per thread!]


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To: Roscoe Karns; Mr. Silverback; PJ-Comix; mikrofon; Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco; kevkrom; GeronL; LUV W
I challenge you ALL to read through this DUmmie's post--and this is only a portion--try to read through this, OUT LOUD, WITHOUT falling asleep! You CANNOT do it!

The consequence of this burgeoning awareness shifts our sense of responsibility beyond simply fulfilling the common duties of a 'good citizen,' such as keeping ourselves informed through corporate media sources, supporting and voting for candidates that represent at least some of our interests. Now our responsibility is to inform ourselves through a variety of sources, to investigate for ourselves contradictory claims, to share information with others around us, to build bridges between otherwise desperate groups, to find common aims and strategies to not only inform ourselves and one another but to begin to build a new paradigm of political consciousness that can become a force. What we need is a critical mass of awareness that can begin to challenge the under belly of 'deep' politics, first by exposing it for what it is, how it operates, what its agendas and strategies are and, second, by finding alternatives to them.

41 posted on 06/15/2010 8:01:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (A DUmmie post is like a fart in a windstorm!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

What a poser.


42 posted on 06/15/2010 8:06:21 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: NoGrayZone

The absolutely terrifying thought in your post is that Zero MIGHT check DU for solutions.


43 posted on 06/15/2010 8:11:02 PM PDT by Ingtar (If he could have taxed it, Obama's hole would have been plugged by now.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

[Thank you. I have a bit of insomnia ton...]


44 posted on 06/15/2010 8:14:42 PM PDT by Ingtar (If he could have taxed it, Obama's hole would have been plugged by now.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

45 posted on 06/15/2010 8:52:44 PM PDT by luvie (DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
You're right! I couldn't read the whole thing, but I did notice this:
...to build bridges between otherwise desperate groups,
Now, I'm sure (s)he meant disparate, but desperate probably works better when discussing DU.
46 posted on 06/15/2010 10:12:06 PM PDT by jellybean (Bookmark http://altfreerepublic.freeforums.org/index.php for when FR is down)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Actually, what we do at FR does not matter much either.

It's what we do when we get up from the keyboard that makes a difference.

47 posted on 06/16/2010 4:10:06 AM PDT by Notary Sojac (I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.)
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To: Mac from Cleveland
"Smaj"--was it in the Marine Corps?

No.

20 years, 3 months, 8 days in the US Army, during a time that "Smaj" was an honorific from the troops.

I don't think it's used much nowadays.

48 posted on 06/16/2010 5:47:41 AM PDT by OldSmaj (I am an avowed enemy of islam and Obama is a damned fool and traitor. Questions?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Well it gives you and PJ some great comedy material and that’s got to be worth something.


49 posted on 06/16/2010 6:43:28 AM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I challenge you ALL to read through this DUmmie's post--

ZZZZzzzz snort ZZZZzzzz grunt ...

50 posted on 06/16/2010 7:14:59 AM PDT by Budge (Who will protect us from the protectors?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The consequence of this burgeoning awareness shifts our sense of responsibility beyond...

I'll bet that guy lit up a cigarette and smiled very smugly after finishing that Seinfeldian post.

51 posted on 06/16/2010 7:42:57 AM PDT by Future Snake Eater ("Get out of the boat and walk on the water with us!”--Sen. Joe Biden)
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To: mylife
Tippy can do! and Elizabeth too!

We have a WINNER!

52 posted on 06/16/2010 8:01:46 AM PDT by CharlieOK1 (I refuse to pay for DUmmies' Healthcare!!!)
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To: GQuagmire; Charles Henrickson
Perhaps he DOES have an alter (huge) ego over there...
53 posted on 06/16/2010 12:31:12 PM PDT by Ignatz (Helping others to be more like me since 1960!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Placemark.


54 posted on 06/16/2010 10:00:01 PM PDT by little jeremiah
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To: OldSmaj

We (USMC-8 yrs ‘78-86) used to say it too-it was more slang-not an honorific but not derogatory either-we didn’t address them as “Smaj” like you’d call a master sgt. “Top”, but you’d say it if referring/talking about him to one of your buddies “So and so had to see the Smaj today about getting kicked out of the E club last night” I haven’t heard it either in a long time.

Thanks for your service.


55 posted on 06/17/2010 3:15:46 PM PDT by Mac from Cleveland ("See what you made me do?" Major Malik Hasan)
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To: Mac from Cleveland
Actually, the use of the term "OldSmaj", by me, was more of a sarcastic throw on my time in the US Army.

Reason being, at the time of my promotion to SGM/E-9, I was the youngest (36 y/o) on active duty at that time.

Then, I was the "YoungSmaj".

Having been retired (Jul '91) now almost as long as I was on active duty...well, now I'm the "OldSmaj"

Not that I'm that old now...I'm 59...anyway...I thank you for your service, also.

56 posted on 06/17/2010 3:58:40 PM PDT by OldSmaj (I am an avowed enemy of islam and Obama is a damned fool and traitor. Questions?)
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To: OldSmaj

I turn 50 this fall-went down to Parris Island (In August-shows how smart I was...) at 17. Time sure flies, doesn’t it?


57 posted on 06/17/2010 4:23:10 PM PDT by Mac from Cleveland ("See what you made me do?" Major Malik Hasan)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“It’s too bad that there are trolls on the message boards either by nature or paid by right wing operations who dilute our efforts to maintain a strong presence and who too often succeed in getting some of DUs more talented members tomb stoned over the years.”

Would somebody PULEEZE tell me who these right wing operations are? I need a job and I might as well get paid to have fun!


58 posted on 06/17/2010 5:34:39 PM PDT by soccermom
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