Ralph Kramden Says Muslim Outreach More Important Than Alice's Planned Moon Trip (satire)

DotPenn.com ^ | 7-8-2010 | Sven Waring

[SvenWaring]

Ralph Kramden, bus driver and moon launch specialist, says that reaching the Muslim world is much more important than his plan to send his wife to the moon.

"The President was very specific about this," Kramden said. "My first job, my first priority, is to reach out to the Muslim world and to stoke their interest in science."

Kramden had planned that one of these days he would send his wife--zam, pow--right to the moon. Priorities have changed in the Obama's more expansive view of space travel.

Long-time political ally, Ed Norton, said the move is unexpected.

[Huskrrrr]

[Hodar]

Kramden said. "My first job, my first priority, is to reach out to the Muslim world and to stoke their interest in science."

To be fair, the Mussies are very interested in Nuclear warheads and especially in developing a Neutron bomb (minimal radiation and buildings, factories left intact).

[SvenWaring]

That’s true. They do seem interested in that part of science.

[SvenWaring]

As an aside, our site was hacked by a group of Muslim hackers. This was our response.

[GrannyAnn]

Too funny! And I'm old enough to know who those people are.

[tanuki]

‘One of these days, Alice, one of these days...POW!!! Straight out to Mecca!’

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks SvenWaring.