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DUmmie FUnnies 11-01-10 (Some DUmmies Resigning Themselves to BIG Election Loss)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 1, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/01/2010 7:41:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Call it a reality check. There are actually a few DUmmies who are already resigning themselves to a big election loss tomorrow as you can see in this THREAD, "I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country." Of course, it sure didn't help that so many DUmmies completed WASTED valuable time this weekend attending the DC Comedy Central Rally to Restore Democrats. Thank you Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert for stalling the Democrat GOTV effort by drawing them to a big DC Kumbaya party instead of WORKING on the crucial weekend before the election. So let us now watch the sad DUmmies await the big Republican victories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, using coupons to get himself a ton of Election Night snacks, is in the [brackets]:

I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country.

[Next stop...Heaven's Gate.]

So these ARE end times?

[Yes. When you hear the Angel Gabriel's trumpet blow, time to turn in your Democrat voter cards for incineration.]

Not sure what you mean by "end times"? Can you elaborate?

[See the movie "The Rapture." Dopey as hell and it won't really give you an answer but at least you get to see Mimi Rogers nekkid. ...Sorry Ben Burch. This flick is NOT for you.]

The End Time, End Times, or End of Days are the eschatological writings in the three Abrahamic religions (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) and in doomsday scenarios in various other non-Abrahamic religions. In Christianity, the End Times are often depicted as a time of tribulation that precedes the Second Coming of the Christian "saviour" or a "hoped-for deliverer", Jesus, the Christian Messiah, who will usher in the Kingdom of God and bring an end to suffering and evil. In Islam, Yawm al-Qiyāmah "the Day of Resurrection" or Yawm ad-Din "the Day of Judgement", Allah's final assessment of humanity, is preceded by the end of the world. In Judaism the term "End of Days" is taken from the Tanakh, Numbers 24:4, as a reference to the Messianic era and the Jewish belief in the coming of Mashiach and the World to Come.<1> Various other religions also have eschatological beliefs associated with turning and redemption.

[Can we skip all that and just jump to the part about Mimi Rogers going nekkid?]

I hate to say it, but I will not delude myself only to be disappointed on Tuesday.

[So you don't BEEEEEEEEVEEEEEE?]

We have some state races that I am watching closely they are downright scary. Disappointed is an understatement--terrified is more appropriate.

[Perhaps I can soothe you with a few calming words from Col. Kurtz: "The horror! The HORROR!!!]

The ones that scare me are WI, Nevada, and Florida

[CT and WV will also give you diaper soiling moments as well.]

Stupid projections in my state are saying Johnson is ahead of Feingold, but it's close. Let's only hope that Russ takes it. I'm only one vote.

[You only voted once?]

Our situation is not necessarily a representative sample

[Or as Emperor Hirohito would put it: "The election situation has developed not necessarily to DUmmieland's advantage]

Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It's getting stupider by the day.

[May we now book you a one-way flight to Pyongyang aboard Air North Korea?]

Americans aren't stupid .... they are made stupid by right wing propaganda....

[Must ... listen ... to Rush ... like a ... mind-numbed robot... to be programmed with ... right-wing propaganda instructions...]

we deserve what we get for not getting out there and BURNING ALL THIS F*CKING SHIT TO THE GROUND.

[Is that you, Ed Schultz?]

I think we need to watch out for election fraud too.

[Absolutely. Start with Harris County, TX.]

Hope & Change just doesn't cut it.

[How about the Audacity of Nope?]

I see no way out. With the huge money buying influence and so many idiot Americans we have no hope.

[When burying yourself in your own grave, please remember this cemetery is a no-smoking zone.]


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It begins. I predict the BEST DUFUs ever out of this election. Stand by for a LOT more!!!
1 posted on 11/01/2010 7:41:18 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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2 posted on 11/01/2010 7:42:35 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (I can see November from my house. Final Prediction, +9 in the Senate. +72 in the House)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


3 posted on 11/01/2010 7:43:30 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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4 posted on 11/01/2010 7:43:59 AM PDT by granite (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - TJ)
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I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country.

Is this some new DUmmie recycling plan, reusing their old posts from when Bush won? Where is "Democracy died today...", that's a good one.

5 posted on 11/01/2010 7:44:49 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life atheist, conservative Bostonian)
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.."Leave the democrats alone !"
6 posted on 11/01/2010 7:44:49 AM PDT by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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This is too funny!


7 posted on 11/01/2010 7:45:44 AM PDT by therightliveswithus
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we deserve what we get for not getting out there and BURNING ALL THIS F*CKING SHIT TO THE GROUND.

You just KNOW this guy is a pudgy wimp. Who has Star trek dolls near his computer.

8 posted on 11/01/2010 7:46:05 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life atheist, conservative Bostonian)
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Lets make the DUmmies cry!


9 posted on 11/01/2010 7:46:24 AM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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Will DU be shut down over the election? If so, any idea when it’ll begin? I’m hoping for great DUmmie updates over the course of the day/evening.


10 posted on 11/01/2010 7:47:47 AM PDT by bcsco (It's the teleprompter, stupid!)
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Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It’s getting stupider by the day.

Everybody sing: “There is lo-o-o-o-o-v-e...”


11 posted on 11/01/2010 7:48:43 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life atheist, conservative Bostonian)
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Top 15!


12 posted on 11/01/2010 7:48:43 AM PDT by Condor51 (SAT CONG!)
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With the huge money buying influence and so many idiot Americans we have no hope.

The word “Soros” mean ANYTHING to you DUmmies?


13 posted on 11/01/2010 7:49:27 AM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Pro-Life atheist, conservative Bostonian)
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I thought the whole “insult the voters” thing was already out of favor.


14 posted on 11/01/2010 7:49:34 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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I'm resigned to the fact that IF Americans are stupid enough to take the hands of the government out of the sane and give to the insane--then there is NO hope for this country.

"take the hands of the government out of the sane"...yeah, right.


15 posted on 11/01/2010 7:49:58 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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Will DU be shut down over the election? If so, any idea when it’ll begin? I’m hoping for great DUmmie updates over the course of the day/evening.

Yeah, normally DU has someone pull a lever that discretely lowers the green curtains so those in the spectator's gallery can't see what's going on inside the execution chamber. Their website goes into "members only" mode on such evenings, and I'm sure tomorrow will be no exception.

16 posted on 11/01/2010 7:51:09 AM PDT by Steely Tom (Obama goes on long after the thrill of Obama is gone)
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[You only voted once?]

Obviously a rookie mistake.

17 posted on 11/01/2010 7:51:17 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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"take the hands of the government out of the sane"...yeah, right.

To the insane, the insane looks sane.

18 posted on 11/01/2010 7:51:20 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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19 posted on 11/01/2010 7:51:36 AM PDT by nesnah
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Americans are f*cking stupid. They are willing to throw out Feingold, the best Senator, then they are stupid worthless pieces of shit. I hate this f*cking country and its people. It's getting stupider by the day.

OK, can we call you unpatriotic now?

20 posted on 11/01/2010 7:52:08 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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